I hope all is well (not). And yes, I did hear about how you inadvertently called me, rather than Mr. Artopoulos, your best friend.
As for the piece of writing that I promised you, I have no idea what to write. Unfortunately I have suffered from writer's block for the past year. However, I promise that it will be written, even if it's written 10 years from now.
You didn't answer my question about your Duolingo process so I can assume that the only Spanish words you know are "hola" and "gracias", unless you're willing to prove otherwise.
In terms of your classes, though incredibly boring and dull, I do miss them. Oh also your definition of "rudeness" is incorrect. According to the all-knowing Google, it is defined as