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Token
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符
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The bamboo was adhered to the panda’s red handkerchief as a token of his mate’s affections. |
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Municipality /Borough
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府
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The cave dwellers municipality adheres to is own laws. |
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Responsibility
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任
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Max is not a porter. You have a responsibility for your own kit. |
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Fare
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賃
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Your fare. Your responsibility. Your money. |
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Substitute
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代
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Max is likely to substitute arrows for firearms. |
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Sack
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袋
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If you are desperate for a substitute garment, you could wear that sack. |
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Lend
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貸
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He wants you to lend him your credit card so he can substitute your money for his. Are you stupid? |
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Change
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化
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To change things up, Max is using a spoon rather than a spork. |
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Flowers
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花
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Flowers change into dried flowers. |
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Freight
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貨
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I changed it to freight shipping when I gave them the money at the post office. |
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Lean
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傾
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The stewardess asked if I wanted to change the pillow I was leaning my head beside. |
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What
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何
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What is she doing?’ ‘Max can do what ever she wants.’ |
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Baggage
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荷
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Flowers and what-not were not included in Babbage’s baggage. |
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Sagacious
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俊
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Max is sagacious (sensible) enough not to use her license to kill if you grope her walking legs |
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Bystander
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傍
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Max annihilated the bystander because he was standing on the crown prince’s compass. (Stand and crown strokes double up) |
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Long Time
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久
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Bound up person. Me love you long time. (Diagonal 2nd stroke of bound up doubles up with Max) |
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Furrowing
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畝
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Furrowing his eyebrows, the top hat wearing farmer was in the rice field for a long time digging furrows. |
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Captured
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囚
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The person Renfro captured and pent into Manticore was Max. |
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Inside
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内
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Max wears a belt to keep her animal urges in her pants. |
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Third Class
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丙
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Third class seats meant low ceilings inside the airplane. |
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Design
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柄
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My design calls for wood, not third class faux crap! |
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Meat
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肉
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Inside, its insides are meat. |
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Rot
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腐
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In this Icelandic municipality, rotting meat is a delicacy. |
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Sit / Squat
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座
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In a the cave siech, a sitting assembly line mingles cave soil with spice. |
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Graduate
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卒
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The top hat wearing sensei produces graduates on an assembly line with the needle track marks of conformity in place. |
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Umbrella
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傘
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The umbrella went through two assembly lines and still came out with a needle instead of a handle. |
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Monme
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匁
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After the accident, they bound up my arm in a sling. I can’t even lift a monme (unit of weight: 3.75 g) |
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By Means Of
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以
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Only by means of a parallel universe would a plow be drug by Max with a drop of sweat between them. |
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Similar / Becoming
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似
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X5-453 is similar to Max only by means of cloning. |
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Join
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併
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Max wishes to solve the puzzle of her past by joining up with the other X-5s. |
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Tile
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瓦
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Macgyver managed to prop up the ceiling tile with the plow, but was impaled by the fishhook which dropped on him. |
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Flower Pot
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瓶
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I am puzzled by the tile pattern on the flower pot. |
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Shinto Shrine
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宮
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The house that is the spine of the community is the Shinto Shrine. |
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Occupation
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営
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The schoolhouse gives students the spine to pursue the occupation they desire. |
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Virtuous
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善
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Only virtuous sheep have horns above their mouths. |
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Year
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年
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Once a year, Mr. Ed the horse wears sunglasses with one lens popped out. |
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Night
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夜
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That night, the top heat wearing fellow tailed Max’s long walking legs, but she gave him the drop. |
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Fluid
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液
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Water is not the fluid of the night, alcohol is. |
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Hillock
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塚
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Rolling in the soil of that hillock is a crowned sow. |
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Cash
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幣
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The teller shredded the bank statements, hid the cash under a towel and strolled out. |
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Abuse
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弊
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The Bush administration abused the office, shredding classified papers with two hands. |
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Yell
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喚
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He was yelling with an open mouth because they bound up all four of his large dogs. |
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Interchange
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換
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He was unable to point a finger at the right one because the bound up four dogs were interchangeable. |
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Dissolve
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融
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One mouthful of my hooded punch is enough to get four party-goers drunk. Its spiked with dissolved insect venom. |
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Alms
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施
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The banner with the scorpion signifies alms, alms for the poor. |
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Rotation
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旋
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The banner advertises the zoo’s new rotating carousel. |
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Play
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遊
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The banner warns that children should not play in the road. |
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Trip
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旅
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Original Cindy’s banner welcomed Max back from her trip, but she looks ragged in rags. |
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Not
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勿
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This is not a piglet. |
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Thing
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物
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That cow does not have a thing! |
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Easy
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易
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Finding the sun at midnight is not easy. |
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Grant
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賜
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That grant money was easy to get. |
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Urine
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尿
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Under the flag, someone is actually making water. |
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Nun
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尼
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The nun, Sister Minami is under the flag spooning the ice cream carton. |
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Mud
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泥
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Muddy water splashed onto the nun. |
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Fence
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塀
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They needed to keep the land around the flag clear. The puzzle was solved by putting up a fence. |
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Footgear
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履
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In Nike footgear, the flag was restored by Hermes. |
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Roof
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屋
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The flag is at the climax of the building, its roof. |
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Grip
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握
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His fingers gripped the roof’s edge. |
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Yield
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屈
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Diplomates placed the flag near the U.N.’s exit, hoping to force the opposition to yield to their demands. |
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Dig
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掘
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Digging your finger in your bellybutton will yield nothing good. |
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Ditch
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堀
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The soil in the ditch was un-yielding. |
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Reside
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居
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Residing beneath the flag of acquiescence are the old folk. |
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Set
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据
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My finger resides there because I set it there. |
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Stratum
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層
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A breeze from the stratosphere caused the flag’s waviness to increase. |
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Bureau
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局
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Beneath the flag is the phrase that has become the F.B.I.’s (Federal Bureau of Investigation) motto. |
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Slow
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遅
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The shepherd's flag means there are sheep in the road, drive slow. |
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Leak
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漏
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Water drenched the flag, not from the rain, but from a leaky pipe. |
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Printing
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刷
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They are printing in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy about Ford, who fashioned a flag pole with a towel and fended off a light-saber attack. |
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Shakuhachi
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尺
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The flag was propped up by the shakuhachi. (about 1 ft. in length, flute) |
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Exhaust
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尽
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Playing the shakuhachi on ice, his notes made visible exhaust. |
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Swam
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沢
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Wading in the water, Swamp-Thing played his shakuhachi. |
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Translate
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訳
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Words like shakuhachi do not translate. |
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Choose
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択
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Only the fingers of the chosen one can play the shakuhachi. |
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Daytime
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昼
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The shakuhachi must be played over nightbreak and through daytime for the gods to smile. |
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Door
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戸
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There is only one flag over the door. |
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Shoulder
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肩
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During an earthquake, press against the door-way with the flesh of your shoulder. |
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Tassel
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房
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To find the tasseled door, you need the corresponding tasseled compass. |
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Fan
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扇
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In ‘Home Alone’, the crook was in the door way when he got a face full of feather blown by the fan. |
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Hearth
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炉
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A warm hearth is the first thing father seeks when comes through the door. |
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Re-
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戻
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Returning under the doggy door is Re, my large dog. |
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Tears
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涙
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A water work of tear start up every time she re-watches that Lifetime movie. |
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Employ
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雇
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The doorman employees a turkey apprentice. |
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Look Back
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顧
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One must employ their head to look back. |
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Disclose
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啓
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According to the non-disclosure agreement, if you come through the door and convene with the taskmistress you must keep your mouth shut afterwards. |
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Show
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示
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A top the alter, the swindler placed two little items he wished to show us. |
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Salutation / Salute
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礼
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Greetings and salutations’, said the fellow behind the altar with the fishhooks. |
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Auspicious
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祥
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An altar would not lie in the future of an auspicious sheep. |
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Celebrate
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祝
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She was left at the alter by her teenage boyfriend, that is nothing to celebrate. |
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Blessing
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福
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At the altar, she prayed for a blessing of wealth. |
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Welfare
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祉
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She is on welfare because she never once graced the altar with her footprint. |
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Company
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社
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The businessman prayed at the altar for a successful ground breaking of his company. |
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Inspection
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視
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You are to perform an inspection of altar. See to it! |
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Nara
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奈
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The 4400 put on a large show for the world to witness, appearing like that out of nowhere. |
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Military Officer
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尉
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The flag shows he is a military officer because it is glued to his lapel. |
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Consolation
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慰
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The military officer received the purple heart as consolation. |
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Goodwill
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款
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Samurai must show a lack of goodwill. |
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Prohibition
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禁
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Come with me into the grove and I will show you the stash of prohibition liquor. |
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Collar
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襟
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The priest might wear the collar and cloak, but in reality he brews most of the prohibition liquor. |
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Religion
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宗
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The house of god puts on a real show of religious fervor. |
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Adore
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崇
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I adore mountain Olympus because my religion supports it. |
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Ritual
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祭
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During the bris ritual, the flesh of the crotch must be shown. |
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Guess
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察
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Guess who’s house were having the ritual at tonight. |
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Grate
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擦
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If you run your finger over the cheese grater, guess what will happen. |
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Wherefore
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由
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Wherefore art thou sprout which shoots forth life? |
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Pluck
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抽
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Plucky Duck is using his fingers to pluck up the brussels sprouts. |
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Oil
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油
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I went to water the brussels sprouts, tripped, fell and struck oil. |
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Sleeves
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袖
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My cloak suddenly sprouted sleeves. |
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Mid-Air
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宙
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Under my house, brussels sprouts spread and sent it flying into mid-air. |
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Deliver
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届
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If the flag sprouts up on the mailbox, the mail has been delivered. |
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Flute
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笛
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The flute is made from bamboo sprouts. |
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Axis
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軸
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The car’s axis sprouted evil brussels spouts. |
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Armor
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甲
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Ginseng root strengthens armor. |
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Push
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押
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Push the button with your finger and ginseng root tea will come out. |
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Headland
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岬
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The mountain has is roots beside the headland. |
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Insert
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挿
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Before you push the button for the ginseng root tea, you must first insert a thousand yen. |
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Speaketh
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申
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The unintelligible Abu speaketh with a tongue wagging in his mouth and a walking stick wedged in. |
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Expand
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伸
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Expanding her repertoire of Fairy Tales, Max included Aladdin and Abu. |
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Gods
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神
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The altar of the Gods was adorned with the main dish, Abu. |
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Search
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捜
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The finger-smith Abu hid the stolen apple in his crotch before being searched. |
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Fruit
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果
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The brain tree bears fruit. |
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Candy
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菓
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Candy flowers in Willy Wonka’s garden taste like fruit. |
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Chapter
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課
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The words of this chapter bear the fruit of knowledge. |
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Naked
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裸
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Nix the cloak. Go forth and be fruitful naked people! |
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Ax
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斤
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Lizzie Borden took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one. |
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Chop
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析
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The cherry tree was chopped down by George Washington with the ax. |
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Place
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所
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Mr. Prosser placed beside his door a Mongolian Battle Ax. |
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Pray
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祈
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Lizzie prayed at the altar for an ax that Christmas. |
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Near
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近
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Lizzie and her ax are on the road and coming to a theatre near you! |
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Fold
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折
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Lizzie folded her fingers around the ax. |
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Philosophy
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哲
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I fold my mouth, therefore I am. |
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Departed
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逝
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The dearly departed are folded into their coffin and sent on the road to the next life. |
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Vow
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誓
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I folded my wedding vows into two words, ‘I do.’ |
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Temporarily
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暫
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Lizzie temporarily borrowed his car at ax point for the day. |
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Steadily
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漸
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Steadily the water rose in the car as the firefighter’s ax broke the glass. |
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Severance
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断
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You’re off the hook. The rice farmers got the ax and the crappy severance package. |
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Substance
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質
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It must have real substance. I’ve broken two axes trying to open that shell. |
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Reject
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斥
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That ax is a reject. Drop it! |
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Accusation
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訴
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Her words were a rejection and an accusation. |
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Yesterday
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昨
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The day I watched the movie ‘Saw’ was yesterday. |
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Lie
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詐
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Lying words mean Pinnochio has to saw his nose again. |
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Make
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作
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You couldn’t make Max watch the movie ‘Saw’. |
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Snow
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雪
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Snowy weather can be sweep away with a broom. |
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Record
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録
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The metal broom keeps a record of how many grains of rice it sweeps. |
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Inquire
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尋
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If you inquire about the brooms and witch-craft, your mouth will be magically glued shut. |
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Hurry
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急
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Bound in a broom closet, heavy-hearted lovers had to hurry. |
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Calm
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穏
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Calmly, the wheat farmer whack vultures with his broom to his heart’s content. |
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Encroach
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侵
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Max would never encroach on someone else’s Quidditch Match (Harry’s broom work was crowned by Barty Crotch). |
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Immersed
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浸
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Immersed in water falling from the sky, Harry lost the the Quidditch Match (Harry’s broom work was crowned by Barty Crotch). |
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Lie Down
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寝
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Hufflepuff house was like a turtle lying down on is back during the Quidditch Match (Harry’s broom work was crowned by Barty Crotch). |
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Lady
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婦
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Unlike a noble lady, real women like Martha Steward use brooms and wear aprons. |
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Sweep
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掃
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With her fingers on the broom and an apron around her waist, Martha is ready to sweep. |
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Hit
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当
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Maidens hit little brown mice with their brooms. |
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Contend
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争
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The boxing contender was bound up in the ropes and raked over the coals. |
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Clean
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浄
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With soapy water, Martha contended to clean everything. |
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Matter
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事
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Its only a matter of time before that one mouthful of pan-galactic-gargle-blaster rakes him over the coals. |
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T’ang
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唐
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At the cave site, the archeologists found the T’ang Dynasty rake near its mouth. |
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Sugar
|
糖
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Rice wine tastes better when sweetened with T’ang and sugar. |
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Sane / Ease
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康
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To ease their minds, the cave-dwellers sieve between the sane and the insane. |
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Apprehend
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逮
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The police apprehend criminals by sieving the road. |
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Italy
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伊
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Max mopped up Italy’s corruption by assassinating the mob boss. (Proper names) |
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Old Boy
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君
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In ‘Oldboy’, the bloke was beaten with a mop and his teeth were removed from his mouth. |
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Flock
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群
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Oldboy took his revenge on the flock of sheep for making his sweater too scratchy. |
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-Proof
|
耐
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To make my hair style-proof, I combed in glue. (Safe from - to protect against - ex. waterproof) |
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Demand
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需
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Supply and demand: Rainy weather supplies a demand for combs. |
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Confucian
|
儒
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Max demanded that Confucian be less confusing. |
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Edge
|
端
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Standing beside the edge of the mountain, the Fonz combed his edges. |
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Both
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両
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Both Spike and Ed undid their belts before shoveling food down. |
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Full
|
満
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Full bloomed water lilly flowers and lilly pads both adorned Monet’s painting. |
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Brush-Stroke
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画
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One artful brush-stroke can depict a shovelful brussels sprouts. |
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Tooth
|
歯
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The tooth fairy never stops to eat rice by the shovelful. |
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Bend
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曲
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Bender (Futurama) created handles in his mechanical brain to go on benders. |
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Cadet
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曹
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One Bender piloted trip around the sun was enough to make the cadet dropout. |
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Encounter
|
遭
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The cadet had a close encounter of the third kind on Spielberg Road. |
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Rowing
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漕
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Rowing a boat in water is apart of the cadet’s training. |
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Vat
|
槽
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Behind the wooden vat of beer hid the drunken cadet. |
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Big Dipper
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斗
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The big dipper is a celestial measuring cup. |
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Fee
|
料
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The fee for Wegman’s bin rice is based on the measuring cup. |
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Department
|
科
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The agricultural department deals with wheat and measuring cups. |
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Map
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図
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Pent into the celestial map are constellations like the big dipper. |
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Utilize
|
用
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For flesh tenderizing, utilize the walking stick, not the screwdriver. |
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Comfortable / Commonplace
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庸
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Bob’s garage is actually a cave, comfortably organized with the rake above the screwdriver. |
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Equip
|
備
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The video game Max would never equip flower power. She’d jump off a cliff and stab herself with the equipped screwdriver first. |
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Once Upon A Time
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昔
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Once upon a time, Fiona (Shrek’s Wife) ate salads in her skinny days. |
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Confused
|
錯
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Gold, once upon a time was confused for fool’s gold. |
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Borrow
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借
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Max borrowed the named Guevara once upon a time. |
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Pity
|
惜
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What a pity, Ben’s state of mind was normal once upon a time. |
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Set Aside
|
措
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Let’s set aside our differences. We use to get along before the Thumb and Finger Wars, once upon a time. |
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Scatter
|
散
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They scattered the salad with chicken flesh and served it to the taskmistress. |
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Twenty
|
廿
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Twenty is the joining of two tens. |
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Commoners
|
庶
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Feudal commoners live in caverns around cauldron fires. |
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Intercept
|
遮
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Commoners must intercept their messages on the road, mail is expensive. |
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Seat
|
席
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Go into the cavern and take a seat on the towel. |
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Degree
|
度
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Sex in the cavern always makes my crotch temperature rise by a couple of degrees. |
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Transit
|
渡
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Water molecules are always in transit, unless it is below 32 degrees. |
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Bustle
|
奔
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Finding Waldo in the hustle and bustle of a large city is like looking in the proverbial haystack. |
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Erupt
|
噴
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Bob stuffed his mouth with a haystack of clams, resulting in an eruption of vomit. |
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Tomb
|
墳
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The Pharaoh's tomb is hidden in the soil. This proverbial haystack hides lots of money. |
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Aroused
|
憤
|
Some advice: If you want an arouse state of mind, don’t eat a haystack of clams. |
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Bake
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焼
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The baking heath fire was stoked when the straw man was tossed in. |
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Daybreak
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暁
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During daybreak, the sun rises beside the straw man. |
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Half
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半
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One horned needle is half useless. |
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Consort
|
伴
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Original Cindy wishes Max would be her consort half the time. |
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Paddy Ridge
|
畔
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The rice field is half paddy ridges. |
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Judgement
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判
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King Solomon's Judgement decreed that the baby was to be sliced in half with the saber. |
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Ticket
|
券
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A quarter of all tickets are obtained with daggers. |
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Scroll
|
巻
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The scroll is a quarter of a century older than the Slytherin snake. |
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Sphere
|
圏
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Your sphere of influence cannot keep the scroll’s information pent in forever. |
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Victory
|
勝
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He spent a month training for the quarter finals to become powerful enough for victory. |
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Wisteria
|
藤
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The wisteria flower blooms once a month for a quarter of an hour if fertilized with rice grains. |
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Facsimile (Fax) / Mimeograph
|
謄
|
Of this month’s report, only a quarter of the words made it though the fax. |
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One-Sided
|
片
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Pictograph resembles a top hat hovering against one-side of the chair. |
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Printing Block
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版
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Printing block stamps are one-sided and used by the anti-disestablishmentary newspaper. |
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Of
|
之
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The building blocks spell: of. |
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Destitution
|
乏
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Those living in destitution cannot afford to drop dough on building blocks. |
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Turf
|
芝
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The flower garden was surrounded with turf like building blocks. |
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Negative
|
不
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One of Max’s pet-peeves is the dropping of negative comments before a job. |
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Negate
|
否
|
Negative mouths negate everything. |
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Cupful
|
杯
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The maple tree feels negative about you taking cupfuls of syrup. |
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Dart
|
矢
|
During the game, God’s dart dropped from heaven. |
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Rectify
|
矯
|
God’s dart debacle was rectified by an angel. |
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Tribe
|
族
|
The banner advertises the tribe’s annual dart game. |
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Know
|
知
|
The know-it-all went to Dart-mouth college. |
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Wisdom
|
智
|
Knowing the sun’s importance is not the same as having the wisdom to be thankful for it. |
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Halberd
|
矛
|
Gimli’s halberd (weapon) is named Mao (マオ). |
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Tender
|
柔
|
Gimli tenderly stroked his halberd over his wood. |
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Task
|
務
|
The task was set forth for Gimli and his halberd by the taskmistress Galadriel. Destroy the powerful ring. |
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Fog
|
霧
|
Rainy weather makes the task of driving in the rain hazards. |
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Squad
|
班
|
To join this squad, you must have two balls and a sphere in between. |
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Homecoming
|
帰
|
Hubby was armed with a spear during homecoming. Wify, with a broom and apron. |
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Bow
|
弓
|
Pictograph of Legolas’ bow. |
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Pull
|
引
|
Bow wielding Legolas caught Frodo pulling on his walking stick. |
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Condolences
|
弔
|
Unable to offer his condolences, Legolas leaned on his bow like it was a walking stick when Gandalf fell. |
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Vast
|
弘
|
With his bow on his back, Legolas relished in the vast elbow room of Middle Earth. |
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Strong
|
強
|
Vast distances can be flown by strong insects. |
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Weak
|
弱
|
Legolas’ bow became weak and would have broken in two because of the ice. |
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Seethe
|
沸
|
When Bob got his water bill and saw all those $, he began to seethe with anger. |
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Expense
|
費
|
Good thing all expenses are paid. Could you imagine all those $, all that money? |
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No.
|
第
|
And this week’s No. 1 Hit on the countdown is: ‘No. Bamboo, No $,’ by Panda. (abbrev. for number) |
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Younger Brother
|
弟
|
My younger brother is nothing but a horned dollar sign, horny and expensive. |
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Adroit
|
巧
|
Hermonie is adroit (cleaver or skillful with hands or mind) with her witch-craft to outsmart the devil’s-snare. |
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Nickname
|
号
|
People’s mouths often get snared over my name, just call me by my nickname. |
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Decay
|
朽
|
That tree has been snared by a fungus and is beginning to decay. |
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Boast
|
誇
|
His boasting words were just a large trap, one meant to snare me into believing his boasts. |
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Dirty
|
汚
|
In the dirty murky water is a spiky snare of a bear’s trap. |
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Bestow
|
与
|
The god of mischief bestowed a slingshot upon one most mischievous, Dennis the menace. |
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Copy
|
写
|
The crown bestowed upon you was a cheap copy. |
|
Somebody
|
身
|
That body was once somebody with a long curved nose that went on forever. |
|
Shoot
|
射
|
You might shoot somebody if you don’t keep your sights glued on the target. |
|
Apologize
|
謝
|
I must apologize for the words which shoot from Bob’s mouth, he has turrets syndrome. |
|
Old Man
|
老
|
The old man is as old as dirt, uses a walking stick and must be spoon fed. |
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Consider
|
考
|
The old man next door considers slingshot wielding Dennis the menace to a menace. |
|
Filial Piety
|
孝
|
The old man expects the child to offer filial piety. |
|
Teach
|
教
|
Filial piety is something the taskmistress must teach. |
|
Torture
|
拷
|
Ripping fingernails from fingers is considered torture. |
|
Someone
|
者
|
Someone watches as the old man pulls Elmo’s puppet strings everyday. |
|
Boil
|
煮
|
Elmo boils over a cauldron fire while Gonzo cackles. |
|
Renowned
|
著
|
The flower garden Elmo puppet shows are renowned the world over. |
|
Signature
|
署
|
Only cylon eyes could catch the signature move’s of Elmo’s puppet master. |
|
Sultry
|
暑
|
Under the sultry southern summer sun was Elmo. |
|
Various
|
諸
|
Pull the string and various words are spoken by the Elmo toy. |
|
Boar
|
猪
|
The pack of wild dogs are given an Elmo when the catch a wild boar. |
|
Strand
|
渚
|
Stranded on the strand (stretch of land along a beach) beside the water was Elmo. |
|
Gamble
|
賭
|
Don’t gamble you money with puppets, they have real poker faces. |
|
Gorge
|
峡
|
A gorge is made when nature cuts a mountain down the middle with scissors. |
|
Cramped
|
狭
|
The wild pack of dogs were herded into a cramped space an nurtured with scissors. |
|
Sandwiched
|
挟
|
My fingers are sandwiched between the scissor handles. |
|
Chase
|
追
|
Maestro Streseman chases Nodame down a road of life different for Chiaki. |
|
Expert
|
師
|
Expert musician Maestro Streseman was an expert at getting the #1 hostess down to nothing but a towel. |
|
Commander
|
帥
|
Imagine Maestro Streseman v.s. Commander Adama, armed with only a towel, HHG style! |
|
Bureaucrat
|
官
|
Under the house of bureaucracy, the Maestro loses his baton to become a bureaucrat. (Maestro without drop) |
|
Coffin
|
棺
|
The wooden coffin hold that corpse of bureaucracy. |
|
Pipe
|
管
|
The bamboo pipes were installed with the approval of the bureaucrat. |
|
Father
|
父
|
Father works hard, note the two beads of sweat drop down his face. |
|
Mingle
|
交
|
Wearing a top hat, father mingles at the party with the president. |
|
Merit
|
効
|
While mingling at the party, he note the merit of having power like the president’s. |
|
Contrast
|
較
|
The dark contrast in the photograph made the car mingle with the background. |
|
Exam
|
校
|
During the Chuunin Exam, Naruto went into the trees to mingle with the other students. |
|
Leg
|
足
|
His mouth was mended by the dentist after the pirate kicked him with his wooden leg. |
|
Stimulate
|
促
|
Max attempted to stimulate Logan’s wooden legs by taking him for a ride on her motorcycle. |
|
Long-Distance
|
距
|
You couldn’t win a long distance race with that wooden leg, even if you had a gigantic head start. |
|
Path
|
路
|
Should you choose that path in life, wooden leg is a possibility for each pirate. |
|
Dew
|
露
|
No, it did not rain. That’s just dew on the path. |
|
Hop
|
跳
|
‘Step on a crack and break your mother’s back’. Even if its a wooden leg, its a bad portent. You should hop. |
|
Leap
|
躍
|
The only way he could play leap frog with that wooden leg was to attach the wings of a turkey to his back. |
|
Tread
|
践
|
Tread-marks were left on the pirate and his wooden leg after the parade float ran him over. |
|
Step
|
踏
|
Don’t you dare step that wooden leg into that water until you put sun-tan lotion on! |
|
Skelton
|
骨
|
The bone joints are connected to the skeleton. The skeleton is connected to every part of the body. |
|
Slippery
|
滑
|
Slippery when wet, huh? In water, does a skeleton get a boner? |
|
Marrow
|
髄
|
The skeleton of Tom Marrow possess this road. |
|
Calamity
|
禍
|
To advert calamity, we placed beside the sacred altar, your jawbone. Sorry. |
|
Whirlpool
|
渦
|
A whirlpool is like water opening its jawbone to swallow everything. |
|
Overdo
|
過
|
Don’t you think taking the jawbone of the roadkill is overdoing it? |
|
Heights
|
阪
|
Why would he be at Pride Rock when he is anti-Heights? (Proper names) |
|
Africa
|
阿
|
From the pinnacle of Pride Rock in Africa, Simba can do anything. |
|
Occasion
|
際
|
On special occasions, we gather at Pride Rock to perform the ritual. |
|
Hinder
|
障
|
They will hinder you from reaching Pride Rock without your badge. |
|
Follow
|
随
|
Pride Rock is a sacred place. What possessed you to follow the road here? |
|
Auxiliary
|
陪
|
Climbing Pride Rock, you will need muzzle of auxiliary oxygen. |
|
Sunshine
|
陽
|
In order to bask in the sunshine on Pride Rock, I spent my entire piggybank. (Yang) |
|
Line Up / Exhibit
|
陳
|
The trespassers of Pride Rock were told to face east in the police line up. |
|
Ward Off
|
防
|
Pride Rock wards off trespassers by screwing with their sense of direction. |
|
Affixed
|
附
|
Signs affixed to Pride Rock ensure visitors adhere to the rules. |
|
Inst.
|
院
|
Pride Rock mathematicians believe that R.I.T. (Rochester Institute of Technology) is the perfect place to learn math. |
|
Camp
|
陣
|
Getting to camp Pride Rock involves a long car ride. |
|
Regiment
|
隊
|
After the battle of Pride Rock, the entire regiment did that horny sow. |
|
Crash
|
墜
|
After the deed was done, the regiment crashed on the ground. |
|
Descend
|
降
|
I descend Pride Rock on my long walking legs, wearing sunglasses with one lens popped out. |
|
Story
|
階
|
Pride Rock, in all its glory, is a million stories high. |
|
Highness
|
陛
|
Her highness believes Pride Rock compares more favorably to any place on earth. |
|
Neighboring
|
隣
|
On the pinnacle neighboring Pride Rock, people grow rice and wear sunglasses to distinguish themselves. |
|
Isolate
|
隔
|
On an isolated part of Pride Rock, I had one mouthful of a hooded punch, which was enough to get four people drunk and spike with god knows what. |
|
Conceal
|
隠
|
I conceal my frustration with trips to Pride Rock were people whack vultures with brooms to their heart’s content. |
|
Degenerate
|
堕
|
At Pride Rock, that degenerate’s evil spirit possesses the grounds. |
|
Collapse
|
陥
|
Pride Rock was bound up with supports in olden times to prevent collapse. |
|
Hole
|
穴
|
There is a house at hole eight of the mini gold course supported on human legs. |
|
Empty
|
空
|
Hemonie’s spell created an empty hole though Hogwarts’ barrier with her witch-craft. |
|
Withdraw
|
控
|
Bob withdrew his fingers from an empty cookie jar. |
|
Stab
|
突
|
The hole was stabbed with a large weapon. |
|
Research
|
究
|
There are holes in you research, I found at least nine problems with your thesis alone. |
|
Plug Up
|
窒
|
The birds & the bees footnoted: A hole is plugged up until there is a climax. |
|
Stealth
|
窃
|
The stealthy ninja slipped through the hole he cut in the scrubbery. |
|
Depression
|
窪
|
That depression turned out to be a sink-hole that I fell into when I went to water the ivy. |
|
Squeeze
|
搾
|
Rather than the guillotine, the Inquisitor squeezed his finger into the hole and sawed it off. |
|
Kiln
|
窯
|
Rather than a kiln, the modern artist put a hole in the ceramic sheep and stuck it atop a cauldron fire. |
|
Hard Up
|
窮
|
After the battle for Middle Earth, Legolas sold his hole to somebody because he was hard up for a new bow. |
|
Grope
|
探
|
The fingers of Miss. Universe groped his wood. |
|
Deep
|
深
|
Water welled up on the face of Miss. Universe as she deep throated that wood. |
|
Hill
|
丘
|
To keep Jack and Jill from tumbling down the hill, I put Lizzie’s ax on the floor. |
|
Point
|
岳
|
It looks like a hill atop a mountain, so its called Hill Point Mountain. (Proper names) |
|
Solider
|
兵
|
The solider charged up the hill as though he had the animal legs of a cheetah. |
|
Sea Coast
|
浜
|
The watery sea coast of Normandy Beach was invaded by allied soldiers. |
|
Thread / Spiderman
|
糸
|
Spiderman bends his two elbows just a little when swinging between buildings. |
|
Weave
|
織
|
The clown weaves a thready tune with the kazoo. |
|
Darning
|
繕
|
Spiderman’s spidy suit was darned (patching of fabric) by the virtuous M.J. |
|
Shrink
|
縮
|
Spiderman stayed at the Inn, only to find that the laundry mat shrunk his spidy suit. |
|
Luxuriant
|
繁
|
Cleaver foxes were thwarted from ruining luxuriant (lush vegetation) Central Park under Spiderman’s watch. |
|
Vertical
|
縦
|
Spiderman accompanied M.J. on a vertical tour of N.Y.C. |
|
Line
|
線
|
In the line of duty, Spiderman visited a hot spring. |
|
Tighten
|
締
|
After Spiderman tightened the security of N.Y.C., he was made sovereign of the crime fighters. |
|
Fiber
|
維
|
Spiderman gets his daily recommended fiber from turkey. |
|
Gauze
|
羅
|
Gauze was used to cover the cylon eye after Spiderman siced the turkey on it. |
|
Practice
|
練
|
Spiderman practices casting web across the East Manhattan. |
|
Thong
|
緒
|
Spiderman has two fetishes, thongs and puppets. |
|
Continue
|
続
|
Game over, would you like to continue? Spiderman sells lots of video games. |
|
Picture
|
絵
|
Spiderman is meeting the mayor. Too bad Peter Parker cannot take the picture. |
|
Overall
|
統
|
Overall, Spiderman is an overall better crime fighter than Sir. Lance Allot, overall. |
|
Strangle
|
絞
|
Spiderman might strangle the hag if he if forced to mingle at the party. |
|
Salary
|
給
|
Spiderman’s salary could not fit the city’s budget. |
|
Entwine
|
絡
|
Spiderman and M.J. entwine in each other’s arms. |
|
Tie
|
結
|
Spiderman wore the bow tie for good luck. |
|
End
|
終
|
Spiderman met his end one winter’s eve. |
|
Class
|
級
|
Spiderman would reach out to help people of any class, rich or poor. |
|
Chronicle
|
紀
|
Spiderman chronicles his self-doubt with an internal monologue. |
|
Crimson
|
紅
|
Spiderman crafted crimson into his spidy suit. |
|
Settlement
|
納
|
A settlement was reached between Spiderman and Stan Lee over copyright inside the courtroom. |
|
Spinning
|
紡
|
Spiderman spun a web to keep himself from spinning in the wrong direction. |
|
Distract
|
紛
|
Spiderman plays the part of a mild manner photographer to distract M.J. from his web-slinging hobbies. |
|
Introduce
|
紹
|
M.J. attempted to introduce Spiderman to the art of seduction. |
|
Sutra
|
経
|
Spiderman’s and M.J.’s crotches were dirtied by the Kama Sutra. |
|
Sire
|
紳
|
Spiderman could not have sired Abu, he is a monkey. |
|
Promise
|
約
|
Spiderman promised to return the stolen ladle to the museum. |
|
Dainty
|
細
|
Spiderman’s girlfriend maybe be a dainty red-head, buy M.J. has got brains. |
|
Accumulate
|
累
|
There has been an accumulation of brainy villains and Spiderman is under pressure to catch them. |
|
Cord
|
索
|
Ten times they offered him the a kingly crown, but Spiderman refused, advising them to cut the umbilical cord. |
|
General
|
総
|
In general, Spiderman would never show public displays of the heart, except upside down キス。 |
|
Cotton
|
綿
|
Spiderman only uses white cotton towels on his spidy bottom. |
|
Silk
|
絹
|
Spiderman runs his mouth over M.J.’s silky flesh. |
|
Winding
|
繰
|
Itsy bitsy Spiderman winding up his spidy web to find the stolen goods atop a tree. |
|
Inherit
|
継
|
Can addictions be inherited? Spiderman is hooked on rice wine like aunt Mae. |
|
Green
|
緑
|
Its Green! But Spiderman sweeps up with his broom, the green radioactive grains of rice. |
|
Affinity
|
縁
|
Surprisingly, Spiderman has no affinity with animals as he whacks the broom over the sow. |
|
Netting
|
網
|
Spiderman catches with netting and puts a hood over a horned rhino, but it soon perishes. |
|
Tense
|
緊
|
M.J. is tense about her en-slaved crotch which is atop Spiderman. |
|
Purple
|
紫
|
Stop spooning that purple おもちゃ M.J. and get on top of Spiderman. |
|
Truss
|
縛
|
Spiderman was trussed up by the evil acupuncturist. |
|
Straw Rope
|
縄
|
With a straw rope, Spiderman corrals eels. Yee-haw! |
|
Infancy
|
幼
|
During infancy, we spend our time cocooned in blankets and powerless. |
|
Behind
|
後
|
Behind the column hid the cocooned mad-man watching the maiden’s behind and walking legs. |
|
Faint
|
幽
|
There is a faint possibility that the the cocooned mad-men escaped into the mountains. |
|
How Many
|
幾
|
How many are there? There are two abacus toting cocooned mad-men at that person’s fiesta! |
|
Mechanism
|
機
|
A tree can be made into a mechanism like an abacus. |
|
Mysterious
|
玄
|
Dealing with the mysterious, Sherlock Holmes caught the top hat wearing cocooned mad-man. |
|
Livestock
|
畜
|
Mysterious things happen in that rice field, like live stock mutilations and alien abductions. |
|
Amass
|
蓄
|
Wild flowers and livestock amass in great numbers in the countryside. |
|
Bowstring
|
弦
|
The bowstring on Legolas’ bow broke mysteriously. |
|
Hug
|
擁
|
You may loose a finger if you attempt to hug that mysterious top hat wearing turkey. (Top hat extends all the way over turkey) |
|
Nourishing
|
滋
|
Water is doubly mysterious, it is nourishing, but it can also kill. |
|
Mercy
|
慈
|
I find it doubly mysterious, the heart can both give mercy and taketh away. |
|
Magnet
|
磁
|
A magnet is a stone that is doubly mysterious with its two charges. |
|
Lineage
|
系
|
One thread of the family’s fate is woven like yarn into a single lineage. |
|
Person In Charge
|
係
|
Max knows nothing of her lineage, but she is still the person in charge. |
|
Grandchild
|
孫
|
The child’s lineage makes him her grandchild. |
|
Suspend
|
懸
|
They suspended the prefecture’s right to perform lineage based heart transplants. |
|
Instead
|
却
|
I’m using email instead because I’ve gone through all my postage stamps. |
|
Shins / Skids
|
脚
|
I wear shin guard in soccer to protect the part of my body that gets kicked instead of the ball. |
|
Wholesale
|
卸
|
The horse stopped in front of Sam’s wholesale store to buy a postage stamp. (Horse and stop combine) |
|
Honorable
|
御
|
It is honorable to be in line at the wholesale store and not cut. |
|
Clothing
|
服
|
That is too much flesh, the clothing is the size of a postage stamp over her crotch! |
|
Fate
|
命
|
If your fate does not fit you, get a postage stamp and complain to God. |
|
Orders
|
令
|
At the meeting, the orders to assassinate Doc. Evil were given the chop-seal of approval. |
|
Zero
|
零
|
Zero rain falls when god orders blue skies. |
|
Age
|
齢
|
At my age, my teeth are made to order by my dentist. |
|
Cool
|
冷
|
I am cooling my jets in the ice of Antarctica because those were my orders. |
|
Jurisdiction
|
領
|
In jurisdictional disputes, orders are given by the head-honcho. |
|
Small Bell
|
鈴
|
Sabriel’s small metal bell ordered the dead to cease. |
|
Courage
|
勇
|
Chop-seal tattoos show real male courage. |
|
Traffic
|
通
|
To prevent traffic jams, the chop-seal is utilized by the magistrate to close the road. |
|
Jump
|
踊
|
The pirate and his wooden leg jumped ship when the magistrate’s chop-seal was utilized to authorize his execution. |
|
Doubt
|
疑
|
Spoon feed the animals sedatives. I doubt darts were given the chop-seal of approval by the zoo. |
|
Mimic
|
擬
|
If I give the mime the finger, I doubt he will mimic me. |
|
Congeal
|
凝
|
If you put the jello on ice, I doubt it will congeal. |
|
Pattern
|
範
|
On the bamboo interior of the car, CSI identified your fingerprint pattern. |
|
Crime
|
犯
|
The pack of wild dogs licked the fingerprints from the crime scene. |
|
Unlucky
|
厄
|
At the cliff we found the fingerprints of an unlucky bloke. |
|
Dangerous
|
危
|
The dangerous psychopath bound his unlucky victim. |
|
Address
|
宛
|
The house’s address is on the mailbox. |
|
Arm
|
腕
|
The flesh of his arm was where Lenny tattooed his address. |
|
Garden
|
苑
|
She put a flower garden atop her mailbox. |
|
Grudge
|
怨
|
After releasing “The Grudge” Sarah Michelle Gellar got a mailbox full of broken hearted fan letters. |
|
Willow
|
柳
|
The weeping willow tree is budding sales receipts and postage stamps. |
|
Eggs
|
卵
|
The sales receipts is the size of a postage stamp, regardless, I’m returning the eggs because the yolks are just two small drops. |
|
Detain
|
留
|
I was detained by the police because the found my receipt for the dagger in the rice field. |
|
Trade
|
貿
|
The receipt shows the dagger was traded for money. |
|
Stamp
|
印
|
Never staple your postage stamps, they will become useless as stamps. |
|
Entertain
|
興
|
T.V. entertains the masses, stapling them on both sides to the same ads. Its a tool of capitalism. |
|
Sign of the Bird
|
酉
|
Only one in four birds is a member of the one and only sign of the bird cult, pictured on the whiskey bottle. |
|
Sake
|
酒
|
This sake is water down whiskey. |
|
Bar Tending
|
酌
|
The whiskey bottle comes with its own ladle to make bar tending simple. |
|
Fermentation
|
酵
|
As a beer master’s son, how can you use a whiskey bottle for beer fermentation, show some filial piety! |
|
Cruel
|
酷
|
The message in the whiskey bottle provided a revelation as to their cruel demise. |
|
Repay
|
酬
|
He recycled the whiskey bottles to repay his state taxes. |
|
Dairy Products
|
酪
|
The recycled whiskey bottles each contain limited edition dairy products. |
|
Vinegar
|
酢
|
The whiskey bottle turned into vinegar and would feel like swallowing a saw going down. |
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Drunk
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酔
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Getting drunk on a whiskey bottle is like getting whacked with a baseball bat ten times. |
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Distribute
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配
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To out distribute tequila, they distribute whiskey bottles with snakes in them. |
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Acid
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酸
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That whiskey bottle is full of acid. She exercised her license to kill and walking legs getting away. |
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Wavered / Furthermore
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猶
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The pack of wild dogs wavered a bit after downing the horn’s brand whiskey bottle. |
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Revered
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尊
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The alcoholic revered his horn’s brand whiskey bottle and kept it glued to his lips. |
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Beans
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豆
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Pictograph of a pot of baked beans on the picnic table. |
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Head
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頭
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Move the table before the cute baby ram head butts it with its head. |
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Short
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短
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Because he is so short, when we played darts, I offered to let him use the table. |
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Bountiful
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豊
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Bender jokes about bountiful bosoms as he dances atop the lab table. |
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Drum
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鼓
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He played the drums with a branch rather than drumsticks. |
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Rejoice
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喜
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The drums lead the church member to rejoice with mouthfuls of hallelujah. |
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Timber-Trees
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樹
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Tree huggers play the drums and glue themselves to timber-trees. |
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Dish
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皿
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Pictograph |
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Blood
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血
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There is a drop of blood on the broken dish. |
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Basin
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盆
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The part of the kitchen in which you wash the dishes is the basin. |
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Alliance
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盟
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The rebel alliance always looks at the bright side and dishes out pain to the empire. |
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Steal
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盗
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First steal the silverware, next the dishes. |
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Warm
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温
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Warm water and sun detergent are used to wash the dishes. |
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Oversee
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監
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The overseer keeps the slaves from reclining on the floor when there are dishes to be done. |
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Overflow
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濫
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Water will overflow into the spillway if there is no one to oversee the dam. |
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Specimen
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鑑
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The Transformer metal specimen is to be overseen by the scientist. |
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Fierce
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猛
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The pack of wild dogs fiercely attacked the child when he hovered over the food dish. |
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Boom
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盛
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The dot com boom turned into a payday that was suppose to dish out to everyone. |
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Salt
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塩
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Too much salt will have you on the ground, reclining with your mouth open. Don’t put too much salt on the dish. |
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Silver
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銀
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My favorite metal is sterling silver. |
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Resentment / Regret
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恨
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In his current state of mind, the Olympian who won silver feels resentment towards the bloke who beat him. |
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Root
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根
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Around the tree’s roots, miners found a vein of silver. |
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Instant
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即
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Silver postage stamps do not guarantee instant delivery. |
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Baron
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爵
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The baron Vladimir Harkkonan bred vultures with cylon eyes and fashion silver beaks to glue to their faces. |
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Node
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節
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Intel’s bamboo nodes process information in an instant. |
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Retreat
|
退
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A tactical retreat is best if there are silver cyber-men on the road. |
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Limit
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限
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Pride Rock limits silver mining. |
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Eyeball
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眼
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Mad-Eye Moody has a silver eyeball. |
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Good
|
良
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A drop of silver will form a halo over the good-guys. |
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Melodious
|
朗
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In the melodious music video for “Halo” Beyonce shows lots of flesh. |
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Wandering
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浪
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Water is a good thing to have while wandering in the desert of Dune. |
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Daughter
|
娘
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Parents envision their daughters a women with halos. |
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Eat
|
食
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Willy Wonka’s chocolate umbrella is good enough to eat. |
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Meal
|
飯
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Low-fat food advocates are anti-Happy Meals. |
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Drink
|
飲
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Astronaut food lack moisture, give me something to drink! |
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Hungry
|
飢
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Without food, a hungry supermodel may blow away in the wind. |
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Starve
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餓
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You can swallow your pride, but you cannot eat your ego, even if you are starving. |
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Decorate
|
飾
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A picnic means eating a decorated bento while reclining on a towel. |
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Bldg.
|
館
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Eating in the Bldg. was prohibited by the bureaucrat. (Abbreviation) |
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Foster
|
養
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Jodie Foster did not act in, “The Silence of the Sheep” with the crazy dude who eats people. (Sheep and umbrella double up) |
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Sate
|
飽
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After I sated my appetite, I had the food wrapped in a to-go-box. |
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Previously
|
既
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I previously had silverware, up until the waitress took it. |
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Outline
|
概
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That is the chalk outline of a corpse police found beside a tree of a silver haired waitress. |
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Rue
|
慨
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Feel the resentment? You will rue (bitterly regret) the day you forget to tip the waitress! |
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Even
|
平
|
Pictograph of an even and symmetrical lily. |
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Call
|
呼
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Don’t call out for my help if you fall into the mouth of the barbed lily. (Stem of lily is barbed) |
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Two-Mat Area
|
坪
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The ground is even under the two-mat area. |
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Evaluate
|
評
|
The psychologist evaluated his words and slow even tones. |
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Reap
|
刈
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The farmer reaps what he sows into sheafs with his light-saber. |
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Hope
|
希
|
I hope you did not tie the sheafs with linen. |
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Villain
|
凶
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The wicked villain made off with the farmer’s sheaf and shovel. |
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Bosom
|
胸
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The part of my body that is bound up from the villain’s gaze is my bosom. |
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Detach
|
離
|
The top hat wearing villain detached his elbow like a boomerang and belt whips the evil turkey. |
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Kill
|
殺
|
The sheaf atop the tree marks the missile silo that will launch and kill you. |
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Genuine
|
純
|
Spiderman would not munch on earthworms, but a genuine spider would. |
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Dull
|
鈍
|
Dull metal attracts earthworms. |
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Spicy
|
辛
|
Spicy red peppers peppers are like standing on needles. |
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Resign
|
辞
|
My tongue threatened to reign if I so much as taste anything spicy again. |
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Catalpa
|
梓
|
Catalpa are trees with spicy bark. |
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Superintend
|
宰
|
Under the superintendent's house lives a spicy Spice Girl. |
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Wall
|
壁
|
The ketchup bottle exploded, covering the walls and the ground. |
