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Evade
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避
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Don’t evade the question! Who spilt the ketchup on the road? |
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New
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新
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Red pepper were the first thing Lizzie hacked up with her new ax. |
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Firewood / Fuel
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薪
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Huh, firewood that smells like flowers, thats new. |
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Parents
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親
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Kids hide their red peppers in their napkins where parents can’t see. |
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Happiness
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幸
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I can only know happiness if you cross the spicy things off the shopping list. (cross combines with spicy) |
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Tenacious
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執
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The happiness of the fat man, Jack Black, depends on his band Tenacious D. |
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Report
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報
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In her video for “Happiness”, the fashion police report that Lady Gaga wore only a postage stamp over her crotch. |
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Shout
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叫
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Sam’s mouth gives a shout out to the virtual cornucopia of podcasts available at farpoint media. |
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Twist
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糾
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Spiderman has a cornucopia of moves to help him win at twister. |
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Income
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収
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There are a cornucopia of ways to earn an income involving your crotch. |
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Lowly
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卑
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Lowly people have a mere drop of brains over a cornucopia of stupidity. |
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Tombstone
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碑
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A bare stone is used as a tombstone for lowly people. |
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Land
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陸
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In the lands of Pride Rock, rice seedlings blanket the soil. |
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Intimate
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睦
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In order to gain an intimate knowledge of farming, keep an eye on the rice seedlings in the soil. |
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Forces
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勢
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To aid in the ways of the force, Yoda has rice seedlings taken from the soil and patted into a round shape because they give him power. |
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Heat
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熱
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The rice seedlings are taken from the soil, patted into a round shape and placed over the heat of a cauldron fire. |
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Diamond
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菱
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A diamond and flower tiara tops Lil’ Miss Rice Seedling as she struts her walking legs. |
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Mausoleum
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陵
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At Pride Rock, there is a mausoleum dedicated to Lil’ Miss Rice Seedling and her walking legs. |
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Sign of the Hog
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亥
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Sign of the hog cult members wear top hats, under their elbows, carry walking sticks and keep an acorn on their person. |
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Nucleus
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核
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The DNA of the tree is located in the nucleus of the acorn |
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Engrave
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刻
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The lovers engraved their initials into the acorn with a light-saber. |
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Above -Stated
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該
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The above-stated words in the will concern the squirrel's acorns. |
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Censure
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劾
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The squirrel was censured for hoarding acorns by muscling up the chipmunks. |
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Mention
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述
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... Not to mention the fact he wants to pave the road in amber. |
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Art
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術
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Imagine this boulevard covered in amber during the art exhibit. |
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Cold
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寒
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Under my house, cold soup involves celery, animal legs and ice. |
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Brew
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醸
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When they offered their brew at the hula, I pulled a whiskey bottle from my grass skirt. |
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Defer
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譲
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I will defer to your judgement, personally I am at a loss for words regarding that grass shirt. |
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Lot
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壌
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The parking lot hula was a great success, but I soiled my grass skirt. |
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Lass
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嬢
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Watch that woman in the grass skirt shake it, all the blokes want to dance with that lass. |
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Poison
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毒
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When kids grow up, they must be weened from the breast, otherwise it will poison their psyche. |
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Elementary
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素
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Kids in elementary school grow up wanting to be Spiderman. |
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Barley
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麦
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Barley will help you grow up with long walking legs. |
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Blue
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青
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I wish I never had to grow up, so once in a blue moon, I watch the smurfs. |
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Refined
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精
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Rice is refined to get the blue smurfs out. |
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Solicit
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請
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Be careful with your words around blue smurfett, you wouldn’t want to insinuate solicitation. |
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Feelings
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情
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Marvin’s state of mind is always blue, don’t ask him about his feelings, |
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Clear Up
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晴
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There will be sun and blue skies once it clears up out there. |
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Pure
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清
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The purest water is slightly blue and comes from smurf aquifers. |
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Quiet
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静
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The smurfs are blue because they cannot contend with too much quiet. |
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Blame
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責
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You have only yourself to blame if your are broke, grow up and earn some money. |
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Exploits
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績
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NYC exploits Spiderman while Harry blames him. |
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Volume
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積
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If the volume of wheaties in thee box has decreased, blame the company. |
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Bond
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債
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Max isn’t exactly James Bond, don’t blame her for having her own style. |
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Pickling
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漬
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Bad water is to blame for the invention of pickling. |
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Surface
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表
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When some maiden’s grow up they have to cover their surface with a scarf. |
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Bag
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俵
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Max has to keep up surface appearances, but that cute Gucci bag is full of weapons. |
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Undefiled
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潔
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Just across the water, he grew up throwing daggers. Spiderman swore to keep M.J. undefiled. |
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Pledge
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契
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Take the pledge to grow up and throw daggers at large dogs. |
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Consume
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喫
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Don’t be consumed by the propaganda, only mouth the pledge. |
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Harm
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害
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Under some houses, as kids grow up, they are harmed if they open their mouths too much. |
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Control
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轄
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If the driver loses control of the car, the passengers will be harmed. |
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Proportion
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割
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Darth Vader deals out harm with his light-saber in equal proportions to all who annoy him. |
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Constitution
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憲
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The Constitution is kept under the House of Rep. where it can grow up watched by cylon eyes and close to the heart of the nation. |
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Life
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生
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From a drop of snot, single cell organisms can grow up and live a life. |
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Star
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星
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Astronomers agree that it is impossible for a star like the sun to have life. |
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Surname
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姓
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Women generally don’t pass on their surname to the life they spawn. |
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Sex
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性
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In a state of mind involving sex, new life is always a possibility. |
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Animal Sacrifice
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牲
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The cow’s life will end either as an animal sacrifice or a hamburger, maybe both. |
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Products
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産
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“Death of a Sale-man”, buy his products or: He will stand on a cliff and take his own life. (Stand and cliff combine) |
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Hump
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隆
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I rode the camel’s hump up to Pride Rock because my walking legs lost their life. |
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Summit
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峰
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At the summit of the mountain, my walking legs tripped over a bush. |
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Sew
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縫
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Spiderman sews a patch on his spidy-suit after his walking legs tripped over a bush in the road. |
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Worship
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拝
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He only fingers one bush and thats because he worships her. |
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Longevity
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寿
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The maiden’s bush was glued up to ensure the longevity of her virginity. |
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Casting
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鋳
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By casting the statue in metal we can ensure its longevity. |
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Enroll
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籍
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When I enrolled in college, I found out there were bamboo Christmas trees once upon a time. |
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Springtime
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春
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In springtime, bonsai over grow the available sun light. |
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Camellia
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椿
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Camellia trees blossom in the springtime. |
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Peaceful
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泰
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Peaceful zen involves observing my potted bonsai and the grains of rice below it. |
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Play Music
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奏
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Playing music for a bonsai is like placing a piece of heaven below it. |
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Reality
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実
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Under my house, I am attempting to defy reality by growing a massively huge bonsai. |
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Dedicate / Observance
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奉
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In observance of the popcorn deity, I dedicate this bonsai to him and placed a cornstalk beneath. |
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Stipend
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俸
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Max dedicates a stipend towards motorcycle repairs. |
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Rod
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棒
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The wooden rod is dedicated in observance to the nymphs. |
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Discreet
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謹
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How do you say the words discreetly, “you’re a cabbage patch kid”. |
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Diligence
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勤
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He did his due diligence, munching on cabbage to develop muscles. |
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Sino-
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漢
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In water, Sino-Scarecrow kung-fu is strong! (Relating to China) |
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Sigh
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嘆
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A long exacerbated sigh was released from the mouth of the scarecrow, startling Dorothy. |
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Difficult
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難
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The scarecrow is finding it difficult to scare the turkey. |
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Splendor
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華
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Enjoy the splendor of the flowers while you can, they will be made into silage in just ten hours, what a waste. |
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Droop
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垂
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Slipping in a drop of silage, Droopy and his walking stick fell to the floor |
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Drowsy
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睡
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If your eye lids are drooping, you are drowsy. |
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Spindle
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錘
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At metal spindles exhausted seamstresses droop across their work. |
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Ride
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乗
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I went for a hay ride amongst the wheat before it became silage. |
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Surplus
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剰
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There is no such thing as a free ride in the Empire. And no the Jedi did not produce surplus light-sabers. |
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Now
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今
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Check the clock, the meeting isn’t at 6:45, its now. |
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Include
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含
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I’ll include this as overtime, so clock out without giving me mouth. |
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Versify
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吟
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I’ll versify this nursery-rhyme: hickery, dickery, doc, a mouth beside a clock. |
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Wish
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念
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I made a wish that as long as that clock ticks, my heart will beat. |
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Harp
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琴
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Two jewels top the coo-coo- clock that chimes like a harp. |
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Shade
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陰
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On Pride Rock, I’ll ignore the clock as I rest in the shade of the rising cloud. (Yin) |
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Beforehand
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予
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Gimli lost the battle because his halberd was damaged beforehand. (Resembles halberd, except finals stroke is missing) |
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Preface
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序
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The author’s preface details how Batman was traumatized by falling into the bat-cave beforehand. |
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Deposit
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預
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You must make the deposit beforehand if you want it to be on the accounting page. |
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Plains
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野
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Be logical beforehand or you’ll look stupid. Of course the rolling plains aren’t actually rolling! |
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Concurrently
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兼
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To use the horned rake, hold the two handles concurrently, the animal legs are self-propelled. |
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Dislike
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嫌
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If you date women concurrently, they will dislike you. |
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Sickle
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鎌
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Farmer Bob can use multiple metal sickles concurrently. |
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Self-Effacing
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謙
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Clark Kent’s words were both self-effacing and modest concurrently. |
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Bargain
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廉
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He drove a hard bargain, but we agreed to use the cave concurrently. |
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West
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西
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West is one of the four directions. |
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Value
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価
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Max believes there is no value in an old west mentality. |
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Need
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要
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With all those cowboys, the old west needed women. |
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Loins
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腰
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The loins are the part of the body with certain needs. |
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Ballot
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票
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Cast your ballot for your favorite old west show. |
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Drift
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漂
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In the waters by a Florida election, ballots can simply drift away. |
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Signpost
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標
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Beside that tree is a signpost detailing where you can cast your ballot. |
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Chestnut
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栗
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The old west was built atop chestnut trees. |
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Transition
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遷
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While in transition to the old west, remember, there are large snakes on the road. |
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Capsize
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覆
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If the bandwagon capsized in the old west, it was impossible to restore. |
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Smoke
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煙
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Smoke billowed from hearth fires in the old west because they were on the ground. |
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South
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南
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Snazzy belt buckles are a source of happiness in the south. (Belt and happiness double up) |
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Camphor Tree
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楠
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Camphor trees only grow in south Japan. |
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Offering
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献
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South of the boarder, chihuahuas are considered offerings at Taco Bell. |
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Gates
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門
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Pictograph. (Enclosure type) |
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Question
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問
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If you have a question, come through the gate and open your mouth. |
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Review
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閲
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At the gates of hell, the devil will review your sins. |
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Clique
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閥
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At the gates of the school, the clique’s Queen-Bee fell, timber! |
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Interval
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間
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Frodo noticed the Gates of Mordor were open in intervals thorough the day. |
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Simplicity
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簡
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Its sheer simplicity, the vampires must construct a bamboo gate to block the sun. |
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Open
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開
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To open hell’s gate, I used two hands. |
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Close
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閉
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Hell’s gate was closed with the genie’s magic. |
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Tower
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閣
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It must have seemed like a peek though hell’s gate when each of the twin towers fell. |
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Leisure
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閑
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No one can pass the gates of Eden at their own leisure, but you can peek at the trees. |
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Hear
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聞
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Against the gate, he pressed his ear, curious to hear more. |
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Wet
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潤
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The water was held back by the gates to keep the king from getting wet. |
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Column
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欄
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There is a wooden column at the gates to the east. |
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Fight
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闘
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He had to fight his way through the gates, tossing a table and sticking to his opponent like glue. |
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Godown
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倉
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The godfather will meet you at the broken gate of the godown, keep your mouth shut till then. |
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Genesis
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創
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The godown is noteworthy because the genesis of the light-saber was there. |
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Un-
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非
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The un-happy un-lawful occupant of the jail cell. (Negative Prefix) |
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Haiku
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俳
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Max isn’t the type to compose a haiku, even if she was board out of her mind in a jail cell. |
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Repudiate
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排
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The snitch was repudiated for fingering the mob boss and putting him in a jail cell. |
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Sad
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悲
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Jail cells weight on their occupant’s heart, making them sad. |
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Guilt
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罪
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Cylon eyes watch the guilty in their jail cells. |
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Comrade
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輩
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Comrades-in-arms escaped their jail cells in the warden’s car. |
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Front Door
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扉
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There is no other door. Serve the sentence in the jail cell and leave through the front door. |
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Marquis
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侯
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Max won the key from the Marquis de Sade in a game of darts. |
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Climate
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候
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The Marquis de Sade and his walking stick retired in the mild climate of Florida. |
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Decide
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決
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They decided water-boarding was better than the guillotine. |
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Cheerful
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快
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I’m in a cheerful state of mind because the psycho was sentenced to the guillotine. |
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Admirable
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偉
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The admirable Logan gave Max the locket. |
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Difference
|
違
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What’s the difference if I lost the locket on the road or not, find it! |
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Horizontal
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緯
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Spiderman spun a fractal and horizontal web into a locket for M.J. |
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Defense
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衛
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After defense against the dark arts, on a Hogsmead Boulevard, Malfoy gave Katie the locket. |
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Korea
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韓
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She gets all misty whenever she looks at the locket her boyfriend gave her in Korea. |
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Dry
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干
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One sweater dries in ten minutes on the clothesline. |
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Liver
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肝
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According to the chef, the liver is the part of the body that is never dry. |
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Publish
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刊
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Dry humor is harder to publish that stories about light-sabers. |
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Sweat
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汗
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Your sweat is forming pools of water, dry off. |
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Flats
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軒
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I’ll rent the flat if it has parking for my car and a clothesline. |
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Beach
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岸
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Below the mountain is a cliff with a beautiful beach and a dry martini. |
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Tree-Trunk
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幹
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Why are you by the tree-trunk. Get out of the mist and under the umbrella where it is dry. |
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Potato
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芋
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I grow flowers over the potatoes because they are prettier. |
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Eaves
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宇
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In the eaves of his house, Bob grows potatoes. |
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Too Much
|
余
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They should scale back, umbrellas for potatoes is a little too much. |
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Exclude
|
除
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I’m excluding Pride Rock from the vacation list because we have to scale back on the budget. |
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Gradually
|
徐
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Stay in line with the diet and gradually scale back on those Big-Macs. |
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Confer
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叙
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What better way is there to confer upon you the scale of his crotch than to peek. |
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Route
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途
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The truck has to use the scale on the road before taking this route. |
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Diagonal
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斜
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The constellation Libra, the chick with the scales, is diagonal from the Big Dipper. |
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Paint
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塗
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Even water color paints would tip the scales making him a dirt poor starving artist. |
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Bundle
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束
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I’ll make the broccoli trees into a bundle so you can put them in your mouth. |
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Trust
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頼
|
In that bundle of pages there has got be information we can trust. |
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Rapids
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瀬
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In these water rapids you expect me to trust that dinky raft? |
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Imperial Orders
|
勅
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I noticed the imperial orders on the bundle of newspapers he carried with his sexy muscles. |
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Alienate
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疎
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Quarantine is not meant to alienate the penguins from the zoo; why are they all bundled up? |
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Quick
|
速
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Fed-Ex will have your bundle on the road quick. |
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Organize
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整
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Please organize the bundles for the taskmistress correctly. |
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Saber
|
剣
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The tanner used the awl to put the leather hilt on the saber. |
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Precipitous
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険
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As he climbed the precipitous Pride Rock, the tanner shoved the awl into the crags. |
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Examination
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検
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During the tanner’s final examination, he used the wooden awl. |
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Frugal
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倹
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Max wasn’t too frugal about her leather jacket to allow the tanner to use his awl to repair it. |
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Heavy
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重
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A thousand computers are heavy. (Strokes double) |
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Move
|
動
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Heavy things take a lot of muscle to move. |
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Meritorious Deed
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勲
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I’d regard it as a meritorious deed if you moved me from over the cauldron fire. |
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Work
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働
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Max knew working at Jam Pony meant always being on the move. |
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Species
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種
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The farmer has a hybrid species of wheat that is heavy. |
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Collide
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衝
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If you’re in the middle of the boulevard, a heavy object may collide with you. |
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Fragrant
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薫
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Flowers gives of a heavy fragrant scent over cauldron fires. |
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ill
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病
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I became ill because of the sickness that spread from third class on the plane. |
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Stupid
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痴
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Because of the stupid sickness, I don't know how to make you better! |
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Pox
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痘
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The pox is the sickness that looks like a pot of beans has spilled on your face. |
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Symptoms
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症
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Your don’t have the sickness unless you have the correct symptoms. |
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Rapidly
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疾
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The sickness was cured rapidly with a rapid-fire dart gun. |
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Diarrhea
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痢
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There is a sickness in the economy and its losing profits like it has diarrhea. |
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Tired / Exhausted
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疲
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I’m tired because the sickness pelted me out of nowhere. |
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Epidemic
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疫
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The epidemic was caused when they sent the sickness over in a missile. |
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Pain
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痛
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I’m in pain because of the sickness, have the chop seal utilized to get me drugs. |
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Mannerism
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癖
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The sickness causes weird mannerisms and makes people crave ketchup. |
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Hide
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匿
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I won at hide-and-go seek by hiding in a box when I was young. |
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Artisan
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匠
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Lizzie was an artisan because she thought outside of the box with her use of the ax. |
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Doctor
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医
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The doctor keeps a box full of dart guns for unruly patients. |
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Equal
|
匹
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A box with human legs doesn’t necessarily equal a murder. |
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Ward
|
区
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In the 19th ward, boxes of sheaves were given to desperate farmers. |
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Hinge
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枢
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Wooden hinges are produced in the 19th ward. |
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Assault
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殴
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The 19th ward experienced a missile assault. |
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Europe
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欧
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The 19th ward lacks the grander of Europe. |
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Repressed
|
抑
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My postal-man is exceedingly repressed and anal retentive, he won’t let anyone’s fingers in the box of postage stamps. |
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Face-Up
|
仰
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Max landed face up in the box of postage stamps after escaping the Ye’ Ol’ Big Ass Post Office. |
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Welcome
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迎
|
The welcoming committee gives a box of postage stamps to anyone who moves-in on this road. |
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Ascend
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登
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Bob hoped to ascend to the top of the teepee by mounting the table within. |
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Lucidity
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澄
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Daniel had a lucid dream surround by water and conversing with Olma about the Ascended. |
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Discharge
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発
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After the firearms were discharged, under the teepee they found two human legs. |
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Abolish
|
廃
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The cave dwellers abolished slavery and the discharging of firearms. |
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Colleague
|
僚
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Max’s Jam Pony colleagues jokes about her and the circus big top tent after they found out what she was. |
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Dormitory
|
寮
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My college dormitory was less of a house and more of a circus big top tent. |
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Heal
|
療
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Come one, come all, they claim any sickness can be healed within the big top tent. |
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Carve
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彫
|
Note the circumference of the pumpkin and carve out the shape you want. |
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Shape
|
形
|
The barber must have two hands if he is to shapes three hairs on my chiny chin chin chin ... |
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Shadow
|
影
|
Tokyo’s scenery was ruined by the shape of Godzilla’s shadow. |
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Cedar
|
杉
|
Cedar trees have a funny shape. |
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Coloring
|
彩
|
Vultures perch atop cedar trees because they like its colorings. |
|
Patent
|
彰
|
I have a patent on badges with that shape. |
|
Lad
|
彦
|
The lad is standing on the cliff getting in shape for the triathlon. |
|
Face
|
顔
|
The lad has a handsome face on his head. |
|
Ought
|
須
|
The shape of your head ought to be more normal. |
|
Swell
|
膨
|
If you use any part of your body to bang on the drums it will swell into a funny shape. |
|
Visit / Nonplussed
|
参
|
I’d be less nonplussed by your visit if you didn’t elbow me and leave a large shapely bruise. |
|
Wretched
|
惨
|
Bob is in a wretched state of mind because no one ever visits him. |
|
Discipline
|
修
|
Max was disciplined with the walking stick by the taskmistress and told to shape up. |
|
Rare
|
珍
|
The king has a really rare umbrella that changes shape. |
|
Check-Up
|
診
|
Remember the words of the Doc. during your check-up: use an umbrella and get into shape. |
|
Sentence
|
文
|
Always in plaid, the teacher puts a top hat and an “X” over grammatical incorrect sentences. |
|
Vis-A-Vis
|
対
|
When conversing vis-a-vis in Scotland, plaid kilts are glued down to avoid embarrassment. |
|
Family Crest
|
紋
|
Spiderman’s family crest has some Scottish plaid on it. |
|
Mosquito
|
蚊
|
Oddly enough, insects like mosquitos avoid plaid. |
|
Adjusted
|
斉
|
The Scotsman adjusted his plaid kilt as he straddled two fenceposts. |
|
Dose
|
剤
|
The Doc. adjusted Luke’s dose of medication after the light-saber accident. |
|
Finish
|
済
|
If water levels are adjusted by global warming, islands like Japan may be finished. |
|
Purification
|
斎
|
For purification, Scotsmen hang plaid kilts on fenceposts and show their junk to the world. |
|
Solemn
|
粛
|
Harry solemnly swears that he is up to no good as he places a rake over the fenceposts and the bag of rice to perform a spell. |
|
Bases
|
塁
|
During their ball game in the rice field and while covering their bases, the players stuck put sparklers over the ground. |
|
Music
|
楽
|
A musical icon of the 80s, Prince performed “When Doves Cry” surrounded by sparklers a top a tree. |
|
Medicine
|
薬
|
Flowers and music are holistic medicines. |
|
Ratio
|
率
|
Mysteriously the sparklers have ten times the normal ratio of gun powder. |
|
Astringent
|
渋
|
If you ingest astringent, water may stop the sparkler sensation in your throat. |
|
Vicariously
|
摂
|
I live vicariously through you, so don’t stick your finger in your ear and ignore the pretty sparklers. |
|
Center
|
央
|
The mouth of the larger dog is at the center of its snout. |
|
England
|
英
|
At her flower garden party, England’s Queen Elizabeth was the center of attention. |
|
Reflect
|
映
|
Astronomers look at the reflection of the sun when they center their telescopes on it. |
|
Red
|
赤
|
The ground was splashed with red even though the dagger only nicked his adam’s apple a little. |
|
Pardon
|
赦
|
“I beg your pardon”, shrieked the red faced taskmistress. |
|
Unusual
|
変
|
An apple atop walking legs is an unusual suspect. |
|
Tracks
|
跡
|
The pirate’s wooden leg left track in the apple orchard. |
|
Barbarian
|
蛮
|
The apple is infested with barbarian insects. |
|
Romance
|
恋
|
There is an apple on the cover of the romance novel “Twilight” which deals with the heart of a vampire. |
|
Gulf
|
湾
|
Legolas vacations in the Gulf of Mexico where there is water, apple bottom and bow practice. |
|
Yellow
|
黄
|
On my salad, I put yellow bean sprouts and animal legs. |
|
Sideways
|
横
|
The tree is sideways because it was smashed into by a yellow school bus. |
|
Grasp
|
把
|
My fingers grasp the joystick as I beat the Pacman high score. |
|
Color
|
色
|
Avoid the colored ghosts that want to bound up Pacman. |
|
Discontinue
|
絶
|
Spiderman was pissed off when they discontinued the colors of thread he needed for his spidy-suit. |
|
Glossy
|
艶
|
The art supply store has a bountiful selection of glossy colors. |
|
Fertilizer
|
肥
|
When that part of his body isn’t producing fertilizer, Bob is playing Pacman. |
|
Sweets
|
甘
|
Pictograph of a wicker basket filled with sweet cakes. |
|
Navy Blue
|
紺
|
M.J. believes spiderman looks sweet in that navy blue jacket. |
|
So-And-So
|
某
|
So-and-so found sweets atop the tree. (Adjective for unspecified person or thing) |
|
Conspire
|
謀
|
To conspire against me he uses words like so-and-so. |
|
Mediator
|
媒
|
That woman acted as a mediator between him and so-and-so. |
|
Deceit
|
欺
|
It was deceit when the opponent grabbed the rook while pretending to yawn. |
|
Chess Piece
|
棋
|
The wooden rook is my favorite chess piece. |
|
National Flag
|
旗
|
The national flag is on the banner for the rook appreciation chess games. |
|
Period
|
期
|
Moving the rook took him a period of an entire month. |
|
Go
|
碁
|
You can’t play Go with a rook, you use small stones. (The game) |
|
Fundamentals
|
基
|
To comprehend the fundamentals of chess, first understand the rook from the ground up. |
|
Tremendously
|
甚
|
The rook was tremendously handicapped without its legs, making it equal to a mere pawn. (Animal legs removed and replaced with equal which doubles up.) |
|
Intuition
|
勘
|
My intuition is tremendously powerful. |
|
Withstand
|
堪
|
This land can withstand a tremendous earthquake. |
|
Precious
|
貴
|
My precious purse is full of money. |
|
Bequeath
|
遺
|
Frodo was bequeathed the “precious” and sent on the road to Mordor. |
|
Dispatch
|
遣
|
This is dispatch, be on the look out for a hostess and her purse with the maestro Stressman’s stolen baton on the road! (Maestro’s baton is replaced with purse) |
|
Dance
|
舞
|
After the dance, I’m going to recline in the bathtub with sunglasses on. |
|
Nothingness
|
無
|
I contemplate nothingness as I recline in a bathtub over a cauldron fire. |
|
Association
|
組
|
The comic association always has Spiderman on the shelf. |
|
Corse
|
粗
|
If rice is left on the shelf too long it becomes corse. |
|
Tariff
|
租
|
The Wheaties are still on the shelf due to the ridiculously high tariff. |
|
Ancestor
|
祖
|
I pay respects to the ancestors at the altar beside the shelf. |
|
Thwart
|
阻
|
I’ll thwart Pride Rocks plans to build a library by trashing the shelf. |
|
Investigate
|
査
|
Let’s investigate the tree atop the wooden shelf. |
|
Help
|
助
|
To relocate the shelf, I’ll need the help of powerful muscles. |
|
Best Regards
|
宜
|
In our house we have a shelf covered in cards full of the best regards. |
|
Tatami Mat
|
畳
|
Japanese brains conceived the Tatami Mat, Japan’s crowning achievement was shelved by other nations. |
|
Row
|
並
|
Two people standing in a row: 竝 |
|
Universal
|
普
|
I’m always in the front row on the first day of a Universal Studios Picture premiere. |
|
Musical Score
|
譜
|
Here are the words to the musical score of that Universal Studio’s Picture. |
|
Damp
|
湿
|
Damp with water and under the sun, the duck were in a row. |
|
Appear
|
顕
|
That day a row of spells magically appeared in the pages of the Grimoire. |
|
Slender
|
繊
|
To stay slender, Spiderman has skipped a dozen Thanksgivings in a row. |
|
Spirits
|
霊
|
Rainy weather and evil spirits have haunted me two Halloweens in a row. |
|
Profession / Business
|
業
|
This is business as usual in this profession, a queue of people not yet having been served. |
|
Slap
|
撲
|
I slapped his fingers away because we were at the queue in the grocery store and because he’s not my husband. |
|
ぼく
|
僕
|
Logan uses ぼく with Max because he is first in the queue to be her husband. |
|
Together
|
共
|
A salad is better together with animal legs. |
|
Submit
|
供
|
Max and the line, “Submit captain,” don’t belong together. |
|
Uncommon
|
異
|
Its uncommon to find brains and beauty together. |
|
Wings
|
翼
|
Feathers on an animal without wings is uncommon. |
|
Deluge
|
洪
|
A deluge is a lot of water together in a single place. |
|
Harbor
|
港
|
After the deluge receded from the harbor there were snakes below it. |
|
Outburst
|
暴
|
On our wedding day, he had an outburst of the giggles as we strolled together dodging the grains of rice. |
|
Bomb
|
爆
|
A bomb cannot be lit by a hearth fire, that outburst was uncalled for. |
|
Respect
|
恭
|
The couple is never together on Valentines because he has no respect for fake holidays. |
|
Elect
|
選
|
Those two snakes are together on the road to the oval office, I wouldn’t elect either of them. |
|
Mr.
|
殿
|
Dr. Strangelove and Mr. President are under the flag together beside the missile. |
|
Well
|
井
|
Pictograph - This is the operator, hit the pound sign if Timmy fell down the well. |
|
Surround
|
囲
|
They pent in and surrounded the well with brick because it was contaminated. |
|
Till
|
耕
|
I’m leaving the christmas tree up till santa brings me a wishing well. |
|
Asia
|
亜
|
Its symbolized with a Roman numeral II and a mouth because in Asia they use two chop sticks to put sushi in their mouths. |
|
Bad
|
悪
|
That turbulent flight from Asia was bad for my heart. |
|
Circle
|
円
|
A yen is a circle |
|
Angle
|
角
|
The riddlers asks: if you are bound up a circle and place a walking stick across it, will it have angles? |
|
Contact
|
触
|
Spray a wide angle of insect repellant to avoid contact with them. |
|
Unravel
|
解
|
Here is a fresh angle: “Society will unravel if U.F.O. throw daggers at cows”. |
|
Again
|
再
|
The king has put on weight again, he needs one jumbo sized belt. (Belt crosses king) |
|
Lecture
|
講
|
I want a way to have the words of the lecture funneled into my memory. |
|
Subscription
|
購
|
Who’d pay money for a subscription to a magazine about funnels? |
|
Posture
|
構
|
You must maintain a wooden posture while making funnel cakes. |
|
Gutter
|
溝
|
Water is funneled away by the gutter. |
|
Argument
|
論
|
The words of the argument during the meeting were so articulate I want to scrapbook them. |
|
Ethics
|
倫
|
Max made it clear during the meeting that she is as interested in ethics as she is in scrapbooking. |
|
Wheel
|
輪
|
Damn, that dude stole the wheels off Gram’s car while she was at the meeting for scrapbookers. |
|
Partial
|
偏
|
Actually, Max is rather partial to closed door scrapbooking. |
|
Everywhere
|
遍
|
Closed door scrapbooking is going just about everywhere on the road tour. |
|
Compilation
|
編
|
Even Spiderman has a compilation of closed door scrapbooks. |
|
Tome
|
冊
|
That tome is merely a scrapbook so full of flowers they stick out. (Counter for books) |
|
Code
|
典
|
Bender has a special tool for coded beer requests. (Bottom of Bender and 1st stroke of tool double up) |
|
Family Name
|
氏
|
Drop the plow and the family name of Farmer. From the floor, pick up the fishhook and the family name of fisher. |
|
Paper
|
紙
|
Spiderman would be ruined if his family name wound up in the paper. |
|
Marriage
|
婚
|
Women take on another’s family name on the day of their marriage. |
|
Lower
|
低
|
Max should have bowed lower when giving out her calling card. |
|
Resist
|
抵
|
I must be allergic, my finger resist taking calling cards. |
|
Bottom
|
底
|
The phone number for the bat-cave is one the bottom of the calling card. |
|
People
|
民
|
In a democracy of the people, for the people, one’ mouth is more important than the dropping of your family name. |
|
Sleep
|
眠
|
Normally their eyes are closed when people are asleep. |
|
Catch
|
捕
|
The mutt that bit my finger has no dog tag, call animal control to catch it. |
|
Bay
|
浦
|
In the waters of Irondequoit Bay, that mutt lost its dog tag. |
|
Bulrush
|
蒲
|
Bulrush flowers bloom in Irondequoit Bay. |
|
Shop
|
舗
|
That shop has nothing but cottage cheese and dog tags. |
|
Supplements
|
補
|
G.I. Joe was issued a cloak, vitamin supplements and dog tags. |
|
Residence
|
邸
|
According to the calling card, your residence is the GWOC. |
|
Enclosure
|
郭
|
An ancient enclosure that receives a million tourists annually is the GWOC. |
|
County
|
郡
|
Oldboy spent the night in county-lockup after seeking revenge at the GWOC. |
|
Outskirts
|
郊
|
Don’t mingle with folks on the outskirts from beyond the GWOC. |
|
Section
|
部
|
They’ll muzzle anyone crossing that section of the GWOC. |
|
Metropolis
|
都
|
Elmo filmed a deleted scene for Metropolis at the GWOC. |
|
Mail
|
郵
|
Quagmire fixes his droopy cxxk by getting a mail order bride from across the GWOC. |
|
Home Country
|
邦
|
Three things were visible from the space station: My home country, that girl’s bush and the GWOC. |
|
Hometown
|
郷
|
The cocooned madman escaped his hometown in a silver tin foil hat to scale the GWOC. |
|
Echo
|
響
|
My hometown is actually a ghost-town where all sounds echo. |
|
Son
|
郎
|
Adorned with a halo, the prodigal son returned from beyond the GWOC. |
|
Corridor
|
廊
|
The bat-cave leads to the corridors of the Wayne Manor and were constructed by a dutiful son. |
|
Shield
|
盾
|
The drag racer flew through ten feet through the wind shield and lost his eyes. |
|
Sequential
|
循
|
The Fremen trudge the desert in a line sequentially to shield their numbers. |
|
Fraction
|
派
|
Just because only a fraction of under water drag racer survive does not mean you have to rag on them. |
|
Vein
|
脈
|
I’d rather slit a vein during that time of the month than do the nasty with my drag racer boyfriend while I’m on the rag. |
|
Masses
|
衆
|
There was blood and skid marks and masses of zombies in rags! |
|
Parcel Post
|
逓
|
The drag racer parcel postmen lost the cornstalk and the belt on the road. |
|
Grade
|
段
|
In the 5th grade, Macgyver turned a staple gun into a missile |
|
Forge
|
鍛
|
Only metal of the best grade can be used in the forge. |
|
Empress
|
后
|
The winner of the drag race will get one kiss from the mouth of the empress. |
|
Phantasm
|
幻
|
The cocooned madman attacks phantasms with wired hangers. |
|
Director
|
司
|
According to the director of “Mommy Dearest” only one mouth can utter, “No more wire hangers!” |
|
Pay Respects
|
伺
|
Max would rather snuff out the director of Manticore than pay respects to her. |
|
Parts of Speech
|
詞
|
The parts of speech are word directors. |
|
Domesticate
|
飼
|
On a film set, is it bad if the domesticated lions eat the director? |
|
Heir
|
嗣
|
As heir to the Loony Tunes, his mouth fell open when he browsed the scrapbook director Chuck Jones left him. |
|
Boat
|
舟
|
Pictograph - Dude, they dropped a boat on your mom. |
|
Liner
|
舶
|
As the ocean liner, the Titanic sunk, along side the great boat hovered a dove. |
|
Navigate
|
航
|
It was really hard to navigate a boat beside a whirlwind. |
|
Carrier
|
般
|
Boats like aircraft carriers have a stockpile of missiles. |
|
Tray
|
盤
|
A tray is a carrier of dishes. |
|
Conveyor
|
搬
|
The “finger carrier” is the nickname for the conveyor coined by OSHA. |
|
Ship
|
船
|
Only a small boat can pass through the gully, that massive ship is laughable. |
|
Warship
|
艦
|
Boats like warships oversee conflict zones. |
|
Rowboat
|
艇
|
“Row, row, row your rowboat” sang the criminal as he escaped the Venetian court. |
|
Melon
|
瓜
|
Get you claws off my melons or I’ll elbow you. (Elbow and claw combine) |
|
Arc
|
弧
|
Bow wielding Legolas caresses Joan of Arc’s melons. |
|
Orphan
|
孤
|
The child became an orphan after an avalanche of melons crushed his family. |
|
Cocoon
|
繭
|
Flowers adorn the glass hooded aquarium which holds a spiderman action figure cocooned by one massive insect. |
|
Benefit
|
益
|
The benefit in being a horned creature with animal legs is that perched atop it dish, it never misses feeding time. |
|
Spare Time
|
暇
|
In his spare time, on his day off, the mouth of the masochist is stapled shut and an inside-out box is placed over his crotch. |
|
Spread
|
敷
|
Spread out when you ten Marines drop into the rice field. Use the compass and find the taskmistress. |
|
Come
|
来
|
Don’t come you horny bastard, not yet! |
|
Spirit
|
気
|
His spirits are down, thats why the farmer is reclining on the floor with his fishhook and sheaf. |
|
Vapor
|
汽
|
Bob inhales water vapors as he reclines on the floor with the hooker. |
|
Fly
|
飛
|
A flying Captain Hook wears propellers to trap Tinker Bell in a measuring box with propellers. (Propellers are two drops each) |
|
Sink
|
沈
|
In water, the crowned but maimed waitress sinks quickly with cement around 1/2 a human leg. |
|
Wife
|
妻
|
If your wife can use all ten toenails to rake across your back, she is a flexible woman. (Ten crosses rake) |
|
Decline
|
衰
|
Gotham City’s decline was certain when the Joker whacked the pathetic drunkard across the mouth with the walking stick. |
|
Inmost
|
衷
|
The pathetic drunkard divulged his inmost thoughts before the walking stick was rammed down his throat. |
|
Mask
|
面
|
Here is how you draw a hundred eyes on a mask. (Element of eye displaces 5th stroke in hundred) |
|
Leather
|
革
|
The tanner gave twenty ravenous mouths the leftover carcass after stitching ten leather jackets. (Ten crosses mouth) |
|
Shoes
|
靴
|
In insole of your leather shoe should be changed after 10,000 miles. |
|
Hegemony
|
覇
|
The hegemony of the old west loomed over the leather clad cowboys in their moonlight showdowns. |
|
Voice
|
声
|
Having lost his voice with that battle cry, the samurai communicates with a stripped flag. |
|
Give
|
呉
|
To pry open mouths, the dentist will give his hand-crank tool a whirl. |
|
Recreation
|
娯
|
That woman wasn’t merely given to Adam by god for recreation purposes. |
|
Mistake
|
誤
|
Don’t let his words give you a false sense of security, its a mistake to believe him. |
|
Steam
|
蒸
|
Streampunk is the flower of scifi. The H2O revolution is complete with under the floor cauldron fires. (H2O element is split) |
|
Acquiesce
|
承
|
In complete acquiesce (acceptance without reluctancy or protest) of fusion, the three molecules formed H2O. (H2O element is split) |
|
Bin
|
函
|
I’ll snare those damned raccoons in a bin with sparklers, fry the buggers and whack them with a shovel. |
|
Poles
|
極
|
During the expedition to the poles, Bob’s decay began with his mouth and ended with his crotch which fell on the floor. |
|
Tusks
|
牙
|
It takes a box of tusks to produce a halberd resembling Gimil’s |
|
Bud
|
芽
|
Flowers bud on the tusks of walruses. |
|
Wicked
|
邪
|
To get their ivory tusks, wicked poachers lure elephants beyond the GWOC. |
|
Graceful
|
雅
|
The mad scientist thought the tusks would make a turkey more graceful. |
|
Explanation / Interpretation
|
釈
|
I want an explanation for the animal tracks left by the shakuhachi player. |
|
Turn
|
番
|
No matter what I roll with the D20 dice, everywhere I turn, there are animal tracks all over the rice field. |
|
Hearing
|
審
|
At the hearing, the house of dice casino owner testified. |
|
Flip
|
翻
|
The cheater’s dice flipped in the air, light as two feathers. |
|
Clan
|
藩
|
The lycan clan abhors flowers and water, but loves a game of dice. |
|
Fur
|
毛
|
Reversing hands thorough evolution, fur would appear (hand with the final stroke reversed) |
|
Decrease
|
耗
|
Christmas trees of Douglas Fur are on the decrease. |
|
Tail
|
尾
|
A flag waves like a furry tail. |
|
Home
|
宅
|
A house is not really a home until a lock of your hair clogs the drain. |
|
Cosign
|
託
|
According to the words of the contract, cosigning entails relinquishing a lock of hair. |
|
Do
|
為
|
Drop it like its hot. Do it, do it, do it from behind while I shake my tail feather. (major alteration of the element from) |
|
Falsehood
|
偽
|
Max didn’t do the do. Its a falsehood! |
|
Long
|
長
|
My long hair sticks out like a backwards-broom and I need a hairpin to hold it down. |
|
Lengthen
|
張
|
Legolas lengthened his bow to make long shots. |
|
Notebook
|
帳
|
Ford uses his towel as a notebook to make long-winded entries in the HHGTTG. |
|
Dilate
|
脹
|
Viagra makes the pupils dilate and that part of the body long. |
|
Hair of the Head
|
髪
|
His hair is shaped like Don King, your friend looks ridiculous. |
|
Unfold
|
展
|
Beneath the flag, she unfolded her picnic blanket, but at the bottom of her salad, she found a hair pin. |
|
Miss
|
喪
|
Zaphod had a spitting contest with himself, twice the mouths and he missed the target, but hit Trillion’s hairpin. |
|
Nest
|
巣
|
The owl has a nest atop the fruit tree. |
|
Simple
|
単
|
Humans are simple, an owl’ brain is ten times more complex. |
|
War
|
戦
|
A simple comment at the fiesta lead to the taco war. |
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Zen
|
禅
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Meditation at the altar is a simple way to Zen. |
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Bullet
|
弾
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Bullets make Legolas’ Bow look simple. |
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Cherry Tree
|
桜
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Beside the cherry tree, an owls perch atop a wise woman. |
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Animal
|
獣
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On Animal Planet: An owl scans the rice field in one glance and in a mouthful gobbles up the chihuahua. |
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Brain
|
脳
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The (brain) is the part of the body Nite Owl will use to defeat the villain Ozymandais. |
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Trouble
|
悩
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In a troubled state of mind, Nite Owl is defeated by the villain Ozymandais. |
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Stern
|
厳
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An owl that hovers over a cliff is daring and need not be made of sterner stuff. |
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Chain
|
鎖
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On the gold chain of the charm bracelet there is a little conch shell. |
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Raise
|
挙
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Nite Owl has a tool to make criminals raise their hands for an easy arrest. |
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Reputation
|
誉
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Nite Owl has a reputation for his awesome tools and wise words. |
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Game Hunting
|
猟
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The pack of wild dogs is gaming hunting an owl that hovers over a wind-blown cornstalk. |
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Bird
|
鳥
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Big Bird has one thing on his mind, chasing after tail feathers. |
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Chirp
|
鳴
|
Rest assured, the mouth of Big Bird does not chirp. |
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Crane
|
鶴
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Its a turkeyhouse, the crane is the wrong kind of bird and not allowed in. |
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Crow
|
烏
|
A crow is a bird, but not a white one. (write bird, but skip one stroke in white) |
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Vine
|
蔦
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“Oh I heard it though the grape vine,” flowers have nectar to attract birds. |
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Pigeon
|
鳩
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If the baseball team wants a bird for a mascot, why a pigeon, they’re flying rats! |
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Chicken
|
鶏
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The vulture hovers over my husband because I fed him chicken with the bird flu. |
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Island
|
島
|
Tropical island birds vacation atop mountains with their tail feathers tucked in. ( Drops of tail feathers are replaced with mountain) |
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Warmth
|
暖
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The congenial warmth of the sun’s smile attracts migrating ducks. |
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Beautiful Woman
|
媛
|
When they pass a beautiful woman, migrating ducks come about for a 2nd pass. |
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Abet
|
援
|
He had the nerve to finger the migrating ducks in aiding and abetting the drug traffickers. |
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Slacken
|
緩
|
Spiderman slackened his web so as to allow the migrating ducks to pass. |
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Belong
|
属
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Wanting to belong, the frat-boy was propped under the flag as they dropped insects on him and belted him. |
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Entrust
|
嘱
|
She was entrusted with the information because her mouth belongs in the top secret keeps hall of fame. |
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Accidentally
|
偶
|
Max accidentally forgot to mention Jiminy Cricket (the brainy cricket that elbows and belts lying kids) in her rendition of Pinocchio. |
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Interview
|
遇
|
Barbra Walters will interview Jiminy Cricket while on his road tour. |
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Foolish
|
愚
|
Jiminy Cricket was foolish to allow the Fairy to crush his heart. |
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Corner
|
隅
|
Pinocchio was cornered on Pride Rock by Jiminy Cricket. |
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Inverted
|
逆
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The mountain goat was inverted when it became road kill. |
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Model
|
塑
|
I made a model of Billy the mountain goat in the light of the moon with clay soil. |
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Mount
|
岡
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Under the glass hood is a mountain goat figurine on Mount St. Helens. |
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Steel
|
鋼
|
Steel is a metal that withstood Mount St. Helens’ wrath. |
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Hawser
|
綱
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Using webbing like a hawser (thick nautical rope), Spiderman bungie-jumped from Mount St. Helens. |
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Sturdy
|
剛
|
Mount St. Helens’ blacksmiths make the most sturdy light sabers. |
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Tin Can
|
缶
|
Getting a horse atop a mountain is as practical as using a tin can phone. |
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Pottery
|
陶
|
Pride Rock gift-shop hawk bound up pottery clay in tin cans. |
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Swing
|
揺
|
During the swingers party, don’t finger the condor, if you want to keep them. |
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Noh Chanting
|
謡
|
The words of the Noh Chanting remind me of a condor. (Japanese theatrical musical drama) |
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Concerning
|
就
|
The protests at the capital are concerning the chimera chihuahua with 1/2 a human leg. |
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Sociable
|
懇
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The sociable Pepe Le Pew won the Silver-Surfer’s heart. |
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Groundbreaking
|
墾
|
During the groundbreaking, Pepe Le Pew found a vein of silver in the soil. |
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Excuse
(Rabbit, Bugs Bunny) |
免
|
“Excuse me!” he yelled, as Elmer Fudd bound up Bugs Bunny, turning his day on its side and tangling up his remarkably human legs. |
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Elude / Deviate
|
逸
|
Bugs Bunny went on the road to elude Elmer Fudd. |
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Nightfall
|
晩
|
As nightfalls and the sun sets, Bugs Bunny scurries into his burrow. |
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Exertion
|
勉
|
Bugs Bunny panted in exertion as he raced the powerful Energizer Bunny. (Last stroke of bunny stretches out under power) |
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Elephant
|
象
|
What a phenomenon, they call it an elephant when it has the noggin of a rabbit and the body of a sow. (Top bit of rabbit connects with bottom bit of sow) |
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Statue
|
像
|
Max admire the statue of the elephant. |
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Horse
|
馬
|
Percy Jackson’s horse Blackjack has a pretty mane and tail feathers. (Final stroke of mane and tail feathers double up) |
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Pony
|
駒
|
Blackjack has a phrase for youthful demigods like Percy, “A pony”. |
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Verification
|
験
|
Blackjack checks the awl verifications of all blacksmiths at Camp-Half-Blood. |
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Equestrian
|
騎
|
Blackjack thought it would be strange for Poseidon's progeny not to be an equestrian. |
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Parking / Stop-Over
|
駐
|
Parking is reserved for Blackjack and Lord Percy when they stop-over. |
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Drive
|
駆
|
Blackjack grazes beside Inglewood Drive in the 19th ward. |
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Station
|
駅
|
Blackjack was schooled in the shakuhachi by a homeless guy at Grand Central Station. |
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Boisterous
|
騒
|
Blackjack became boisterous when his crotch was infested with insects. |
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Burdensome
|
駄
|
Percy warned Blackjack that sugar-cubes will make him plump and burdensome. |
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Wonder
|
驚
|
Percy felt awe and wonder over finding Blackjack. |
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Fervent
|
篤
|
Bamboo is fervently coveted by Blackjack because it is his favorite chew toy. |
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Inflation
|
騰
|
With the monthly inflation of this quarter, Blackjack was forced into insider trading. |
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Tiger
|
虎
|
With a magic wand, Tigger the tiger bounced on the barbed cliff seven times and settled on his remarkable human legs. |
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Captive
|
虜
|
The most savage captive tigers are male. |
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Skin
|
膚
|
Tigger loves to have the skin on his stomach petted. |
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Void
|
虚
|
Tigger tried to bound in rows in the void of space, but realized the hard way how important gravity is. |
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Frolic
|
戯
|
In the void of space there are no fiestas because there is no where to frolic. |
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Uneasiness
|
虞
|
To sooth Winny the Pooh’s uneasiness, Tigger wants to give him honey. |
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Prudence
|
慮
|
Tigger is not able to think with prudence (acting with, showing care and though for the future). |
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Drama
|
劇
|
My favorite J-Drama is The Chronicles of the Tiger, the Sow and the Light-Saber. |
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Tyrannize
|
虐
|
Tigger tyrannizes the big “E”, Eeyore. (E - backwards broom) |
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Deer
|
鹿
|
In caves during the old west, cowboys compared Bambi to other deer. (old west and cave double up, sort of) |
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Recommend
|
薦
|
Flower recommended that Bambi use the sling shot to knock the tail feathers off the peacock. (Sling shot and tail feathers double up) |
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Jubilation
|
慶
|
In the jubilation of Haruhi Suzumiya, Bambi has a crown over his heart and generous walking legs. (crown and cave double up) |
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Lovely
|
麗
|
Under two bushy eyebrows and behind mediocre glasses, Chucky Finster believes deer are lovely. |
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Bear
|
熊
|
Bear have the ability to make cauldron fires. |
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Ability
|
能
|
I have the ability to balance on my elbow for a month 2 spoons atop each other. |
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Attitude
|
態
|
The kid’s attitude is tragic, he’s got the ability but no heart. |
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Sign of the Tiger
|
寅
|
Sign of the Tiger cult members have their club house filled to the ceiling with brussle sprouts and animal legs. |
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Performance
|
演
|
Tonight’s performance will feature water acrobatics by Sign of the Tiger cult members. |
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Sign of the Dragon
|
辰
|
Sign of the Dragon cult member congregate at the cliff and wear one hairpin to distinguish themselves. |
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Embarrass
|
辱
|
A Sign of the Dragon cult member would be embarrassed to lose their hairpin so they glue it to themselves. |
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Quake
|
震
|
Quakes are caused by rain dancing Sign of the Dragon cult members. |
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Shake
|
振
|
Don’t shake your finger at a Sign of the Dragon cult member, its a mating call. |
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With Child
|
娠
|
With child, knocked up, bun in the oven ... The woman did it with the Sign of the Dragon cult member. |
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Lips
|
唇
|
That Sign of the Dragon cult member has no lips on his mouth, how is that possible? |
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Agriculture
|
農
|
Bender is more likely to become a Sign of the Dragon cult member that an agriculturalist. |
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Concentrated
|
濃
|
Water is what’s missing from the concentrated grape juice according to the agriculturalist. |
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Escort / Send Off
|
送
|
Eros assembled a grand send off for the lovers and escorted them on the road to Paris, the city of lovers. |
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Connection
|
関
|
Even through Hell’s gate Eros can make a love connection. |
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Blossom
|
咲
|
Passion blossoms from the mouth of Eros. |
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Ghost
|
鬼
|
Anyone with a drop of brains over their human legs realizes they have a better chance of finding an abandoned elbow than a ghost. |
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Ugly
|
醜
|
After that many whiskey bottles, ghosts seem real and ugly hags seem pretty. |
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Soul
|
魂
|
The rising cloud was the ghost’s soul. |
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Witch
|
魔
|
The witch smokes the marijuana hemp to summon the ghost of Bob Marley. |
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Fascination
|
魅
|
Fascinated by the modern world, the ghost exclaimed “not yet” and refused to go into the light. |
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Clod
|
塊
|
Baka! He insists the clod of soil was thrown at him by the ghost. He is a clod. |
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Attack
|
襲
|
To attack the old dragon (Frame 2981) who is standing on the moon with a slingshot and three snakes to shoot, you’ll need a fang-resistant garment. (slingshot and snake double up) |
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Menacing / Unbraid
|
嚇
|
That menacing mouth is owned by the reddest of red creatures. |
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Majestic Plural
|
朕
|
The royal family or the majestic plural (“we”) partook of the carnal passions of the flesh ignited by Eros. |
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Atmosphere
|
雰
|
The study of the atmosphere and rainy weather are a part of meteorology. |
|
Item
|
箇
|
Bamboo items are to be pent in because when they become old, they become brittle. ( Counter for items / things) |
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Tempering
|
錬
|
Metal tempering is always done by the blacksmiths in the East. |
|
Abide By
|
遵
|
Everyone must abide by the most revered law of the road, so please signal. |
|
Quit
|
罷
|
Quit undressing my with your cylon eye. I know you have abilities like X-ray vision. |
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Barracks
|
屯*
|
Special earthworms tunnel barracks for the troops. (*Kanji Version) |
|
Moreover
|
且**
|
“Moreover and furthermore” are terms not to be shelved by writers for terms like “also”. (**Kanji Version) |
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Seaweed
|
藻
|
According to the merchant, seaweed is a flower of the water and not the goods of trees. |
|
Slave
|
隷
|
The samurai showed the slave Kunta Kinte how to use the sieve. |
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Healing
|
癒
|
Sickness and healing were the theme of the meeting of the butchers, specifically heart disease. |
|
Rust-Colored / Cinnabar
|
丹
|
The rust-colored boat is broken. (resembles boat with only one drop) |
|
Lagoon
|
潟
|
The creature from the black lagoon put water in the mortar (Frame 2063) and pestle and placed it over a bound cauldron fire. |
|
Sign of the Cow
|
丑
|
Sign of the cow cult members carry a dagger and two cuds. |
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Sign of the Hare
|
卯
|
Sign of the hare cult members like eggs without the yolk. |
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Sign of the Snake
|
巳
|
Sign of the Snake cult member mutilated pacman. (pacman with a missing stroke) |
