One day, while Abe was out searching for mice in the marijuana field, (after all, marijuana is the fourth highest cash crop in Iowa), he suddenly found himself falling into a tunnel! When Abe hit the ground, he looked up to see a genie in front of him! …show more content…
Abe did not respond, as he was a dog.
“I can grant you one wish, and one wish only. What may that be, my canine friend?” asked the genie.
Abe did not respond again, but he thought about his wish of wanting to cure his owner’s myopia.
When Abe woke up, he was back in the marijuana field. Confused from his lucid hallucinations, he ran back to his owner, barking “Jeff! Jeff!”
Wait, how could Abe talk?
When he got back to the house, Abe immediately ran upstairs to find Jefferson attemptong to study a book on paradoxes, but he was obviously having trouble based on the proximity the book was held to his eyes.
“Jeff! I can talk!” The dog