Patchy Mcgee: A Short Story

Once upon a time there was this magical scientist named Patchy McGee. He hated how much cheese was in the world. He hated the taste of it, the smell of it, the looks of it, and the feel of it. He thought cheese was as smelly as garbage that had been sitting in the sun with sour cheese and spoiled salmon. He wanted nothing to do with cheese and he wanted all of it gone. Patchy wanted to create something that could eat up all of the cheese. He went into his lab and started to make something magical.

He started by making the body. The skin was pulled from a black leather couch and formed into a small body. He glued on a pink worm for the tail that he dug up in the ground. He cut the eyes out of a dead fish and pasted them onto the body. Next came the bones which were made with white toothpicks. Then he took the eyelashes from humans and stuck one lash on at a time until the creature …show more content…
In order to make more of the rats he would throw them at a wall that made all of their organs split into two. The rats hated the pain of being thrown at the wall and then they hated humans too. They decided that one night they would escape their cages and leave the lab. When the night came around, the rats all helped each other escape and ran from Patchy. When Patchy woke up the next morning he went into the laboratory and saw that all of the rats had left.
Patchy McGee was flaming and started throwing all of his lab equipment at the walls breaking every piece he had until everything was destroyed. All of his anger flowed out of his body. He sat down on a stool and just started to think. He wanted to get back at the rats for betraying him. Patchy started coming up with ideas to ruin their lives but none of them worked. Everything was quiet and he was about to give up when all of the sudden he came up with a brilliant mind set. If he could start the life of a rat he could end the life of one