The new Titanic is officially unsinkable, unlike the original. Thanks to our friend, Climate Change, all of the icebergs have melted away. Climate Change has helped us increase the Earth’s temperature as much as 3°F to 12°F, allowing for over 15% of the arctic ice to melt for every 2°F temperature increase! The atlantic ocean is now safe and clear of those massive, killer icebergs.
And the news even gets better! If you fear sharks eating you, there’s no need to worry about swimming in the ocean anymore. Due to the