Stainless steel or any other metal will simply not be able to cut or otherwise puncture the skin or tissues of a unicorn as they are fey creatures. Once the creature is dispatched the process of butchery can begin. Standard practice is to bleed out the animal as a first step. This bleed out is usually done by suspending the animal by its hind legs and slicing through the carotid arteries and jugular veins. Allowing the blood to collect in a trough to be bottled later is a great idea both for profitability and in keeping your workplace safe (it tends to get slippery and then sticky if left underfoot). After the blood has been dealt with, it’s time to remove the …show more content…
It would probably be best, at this point, to place the head somewhere out of sight. This will help to avoid feeling like the unicorn’s judgmental eyes are watching you. They probably are. Now that we are working with a substantially more maneuverable specimen, it is time to remove the organs. In organ removal, it is especially important to work with a steady and slow hand. The slightest accidental slip of the blade could result in unexpected and fantastical catastrophes. I once saw a fellow cut into the anterior nethergloben, releasing an unintended discharge of netherium directly on to his face. His entrails became his extrails immediately before the whole of him exploded in a shower of pearlescent